Random Junkie Christ Thread

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:27 pm

Can you please explain why you love fake boobies so much?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:06 pm

Why is it that people from Pennsylvania always insist on referring to their goddamned state as "PA"?

The same with Massachusetts, they always say they're from "Mass".

Ever hear someone from Kentucky say, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm from the great state of KY!"

It's fucking insane, I tell you. Insane.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:44 pm

iblis wrote:Ever hear someone from Kentucky say, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm from the great state of KY!"

It's fucking insane, I tell you. Insane.

most people from Kentucky won't admit to it in the first place.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:01 pm

Coor wrote:If you had a penis would you name it Samuel?

no. hell no.
if i had a cock, id call it Barbra.

my cocks name is buck satan

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:07 pm

Nemesis wrote:JC... If you had boobies, would we really love you more?

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
(o)_(o)
most people are more prone to listen to men and to take orders from men

most people pay more attn to women

if i had tits id have the best of both worlds! or loose both ends.... lol

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:17 pm

Russo wrote:Can you please explain why you love fake boobies so much?

its not that i love them soo much, its that i can have them on me!
and its a nice vacation to look at when most people you know have real.
keeps fantasy and reality firmly seperated
and the bubbly thing just looks cool.

this is actually just another place i can say I LOVE ALL TITTIES EQUAL
they are all amazing and wonderful things, as long as they arent, well scary.
i love fake bubblies as much as ittie bitte tittie as much as standard boobie as much as juggy love natural home grown titties (ok i think those are a bit more impressive. to be born with juggy status is just rare and welcome)

and i find most guys (and gals) into boobies will agree with me on this
love em all, keep the distribution across.
but i am on a very big fake titties kick right now because well.. im still on sexual reprieve.
the burning angels are ending that kick quickly.
just the idea of it.
woohoo!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:21 pm

iblis wrote:Why is it that people from Pennsylvania always insist on referring to their goddamned state as "PA"?

The same with Massachusetts, they always say they're from "Mass".

Ever hear someone from Kentucky say, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm from the great state of KY!"

It's fucking insane, I tell you. Insane.

well i hear storme say that shes from KY, the only state with a lube named after it.
other than that i know noone that admits to it. i think SK is from KY, plus she just hinted it up there

ok.
i think that its people trying to make their boring ass locale seem alittle more street and cool
i also think its because they cant pronounce or spell the full word.
people are goddamned retarded sometimes.

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:29 pm

If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:30 pm

junkie christ wrote: well i hear stomre say that shes from KY, the only state with a lube named after it.
other than that i know noone that admits to it. i think SK is from KY, plus she just hinted it up there

ok.
i think that its people trying to make their boring ass locale seem alittle more street and cool
i also think its because they cant pronounce or spell the full word.
people are goddamned retarded sometimes.

I hav been known 2 say that on occazion ... It detailz the level ov raw fuct that iz KY ... :twisted:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:41 pm

AXSaint wrote:If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

I don't know about JC, but I would fight Bob Dole.

But only because that's as close I could ever come to kicking the shit out of primordial ooze.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:43 pm

Why is it that when I find a malt beverage that I really and truly love, it turns out to look like a battery?

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:40 pm

those are great vodka mixer's

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:41 am

junkie christ wrote:other than that i know noone that admits to it. i think SK is from KY, plus she just hinted it up there

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! don't tell anyone damnit...

then again KY does have a state park called Big Bone Lick and Morehead University...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:40 pm

AXSaint wrote:If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

anyone but Avril... shes sooo punk rawk... **idiotswoon**
shes the hardest hard hardcore punk teeny bopper ive ever seen...
j/k

bill oreily would be a fucking blast. he would try to mute me and id beat him with his own ribs after i remove them from his still beating chest.
id like to fight fred durst, but i get a chainsaw and gets a tracking device...
i think george w. bush qualifies for a celeb as much as hes on TV and shit. id reallllllllllllly love to fight him
or that pussy from korn
or any emo bands songwriter. now that would be funny. dont hit me it will hurt but i need the pain to write songs!! mwahhahahaahha

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:43 pm

iblis wrote:Why is it that when I find a malt beverage that I really and truly love, it turns out to look like a battery?

i like those things actually. i tried one last week
but dont listen to joe, fucking hell man that shit is NAST-EEE in vodka.
i like that shit because it speeds you up and makes you drunk.
its a walking law suit. waiting to happen.

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:00 pm

AXSaint wrote:If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

"Shatner...I'd fight William Shatner"

Honestly, it's a toss up between Strom Thurman, & Steven Hawkins...

Thurman for Bigotry...Plain & Simple...

Hawkins, to see what kind of technology I would get my ass kick with...Maybe this would inspire the actual construct of the Japanese Assembled Bipedial Armoured Combat Unit...(JABACU)

I <3 MECCAS

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:15 pm

What's the one fictional thing you wish you could own?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:18 pm

junkie christ wrote:but dont listen to joe, fucking hell man that shit is NAST-EEE in vodka.

It's worse when mixed with Jack. Much, much worse.

And mixing it with Jack, and Sobe's NO FEAR!!! energy drinks...

well, I call that last, "Acid Rain" for a reason.

:puke:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:03 pm

4X541N7 wrote:What's the one fictional thing you wish you could own?

sanity
id sell it in doses to alot of people i know....

oh yea and a music career.

Kilashayne · Post by **Kilashayne** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:22 am

if there's no chicken in KFC... what is it??