Random Junkie Christ Thread

Illearia · Post by **Illearia** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:36 pm

What's the hype w/ Anal?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:57 am

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:If "ANAL" were an acronym, what would it stand for?

ive came up with a fucking ton for this
but my favorite is still this:
Anal
Negates
All
Life

Would you mind if I made that into a T-shirt?

ohhhhhh yea
just throw the old JC trademark on it some where... lol

CHRISTOFF · Post by **CHRISTOFF** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:06 pm

Hey i got a random question for you.... If you are going down the river in a canoe and all 4 wheels come off. How many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house??

:twisted:

Christoff

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:58 pm

CHRISTOFF wrote:Hey i got a random question for you.... If you are going down the river in a canoe and all 4 wheels come off. How many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house??

Christoff

Someone else who's heard this...rock on...

But ice cream has no bones...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:34 pm

CHRISTOFF wrote:Hey i got a random question for you.... If you are going down the river in a canoe and all 4 wheels come off. How many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house??

Christoff

depends on how good the acid was.

CHRISTOFF · Post by **CHRISTOFF** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:00 pm

Close white darkness but It is 4 because some motorcycles have reverse.

:twisted:

CHRISTOFF

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:51 pm

got this one via myspace:
dear junkie,
do you think having a trashed frat guy who thinks hes a vampire is proof the scene is dead?
signed,
in fear of the Vampire Layer.

dear in fear of the Vampire Layer,

Buffy be damned, this man only gets a wood stake in his pants when his victim of penal punishment drinks the blood of morons.....
is this vampire layer proof the scene is dear? no.

proof. like that word. lets go with that word:

that guy is livng proof that if all towns had a methadone clinic of their own, when one escapes the drive to get them back into care would be alot easier.......

or maybe just proof that the parents that should have read the directions in a box of condoms before they fucked wearing a condom over their ringfingers and singing polka tunes while huffing spray paint to help kill that nasty maggot infection behind their eyeballs in that big blank spot in the skull.

Reginold wrote: oh dear satan. what shall we do with this socrates of simpletons? you are a fucking MORON.

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:23 pm

What will you do when the smurfs are comming after you?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:31 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:What will you do when the smurfs are comming after you?

Wrap condoms around their naughty bits and leave dry.

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:07 am

Why am I still awake at 3 in the morning when I have to go to work in a few hours?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:24 am

because aim + a webbrowser == a conversation masturbation station of sleep deprivation creation

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:54 pm

Will this thread reclaim the crown of most insanely long from the word association thread?

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:42 pm

Where can you get a decent steak in this town? I went to outback, and their best offering was a wussy little 20 ounce.

I need a chunk of meat fit for a man.

CHRISTOFF · Post by **CHRISTOFF** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:19 pm

There is a place in gatlinburg that used to have all you can eat ribeye for only like $17. It is in a hotel up on the mountian behind the space needle. or there is alays the ever popular ye old steak house which has the "steak for 2" which is some 36 odd ounces. very good cut too.

:twisted:

CHRISTOFF

P.S. Sorry JC but i knew you weren't from around here. So I just thought i would help out.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:49 pm

white_darkness wrote:Will this thread reclaim the crown of most insanely long from the word association thread?

haha. i wish.
never anticipate the average user of any system to post with anything above a shoe size's worth of thought.
so i doubt it.
but i held the title for like a year, so let someone else do it. im still pretty sure it was started with the sole intent of out sizing this thread, so the thought alone is flattering at best really.
im happy with my thread. lol.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:55 pm

LordHades wrote:Where can you get a decent steak in this town? I went to outback, and their best offering was a wussy little 20 ounce.

I need a chunk of meat fit for a man.

my advice, eat people.
the thighs of teh average american male could be a four course meal, and the ass of the average republician could feed you for a year.
damn near infinite supply too.
this also ties to my theory we need to find a way to make fuel from people to lower gas prices.

but outside of that, check the Eating Out forum. its not just oral sex these days, its actual resturants too.
if im in the knox area and need a good meal, normally i beat on ivannas door and beg and plead. lol. but thats just me.

christoff wrote:P.S. Sorry JC but i knew you weren't from around here. So I just thought i would help out

no prob.
i wouldnt answer that question seriously anyway, so thx for the help. truth be told i dont know where to get a good steak in knox on the pure grounds if im in town either i cook it myself on someones shit or someone hooks me up phat.

2 words people
BUTCHER MEAT.
better than resturant shit and cheaper.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:56 pm

It is what now, the longest running.

Scary how I've been dropping stuff in this sucker since near the beginning.

Which on to other questions...

Chicken....

or

Pizza?

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:33 pm

How come people think it's alright to pick up an item on one aisle of a store, and drop it off in a completely different aisle? Just to piss us retail slaves off?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:50 pm

white_darkness wrote:It is what now, the longest running.

Scary how I've been dropping stuff in this sucker since near the beginning.

Which on to other questions...

Chicken....

or

Pizza?

you dirty fucka! you know its chicken pizza
hehehe
one day ill actually type that up for people...

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:19 pm

How do you tell if a woman is interested in you?

Ok, that'd be fairly irrelavent to my particular concerns.. Better question..

What are some ways to tell if a woman is interested in me? I've been pretty clueless about this for.. well.. my entire life.

Missed alot chances because of it, and while I don't think any of those have been recent, I'd like to be prepared, just in case.