I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."
As for the divine names...
Thor... god of thunder
Zeus.. god of lightning
Loki... god of mischief and evil
Apllo... god of the sun
Hades... god of the "underworld"
Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers
Hephaestus... god of the forge
Ares... god of war
Eros... god of LOVE! or
Pan... the only god who ever died
Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.
Mother Mo wrote:Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.
You mean Pry-a-Puss? ;o)
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Mother Mo wrote:I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."
As for the divine names... Thor... god of thunder Zeus.. god of lightning Loki... god of mischief and evil Apllo... god of the sun Hades... god of the "underworld" Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers Hephaestus... god of the forge Ares... god of war Eros... god of LOVE! or Pan... the only god who ever died
Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.
Oh Gods, that's funny. Thank you for the giggle this morning.
If a divine name would be given to my penis, it would probably be The Monkey God - You know him, Asian God who stole one of the Seven Pillars of Heaven to use as a club but kept it tucked behind his ear as a toothpick most of the time. Alas, if only my penis had such magical elastic properties.........
iblis wrote:you could always name your penis "Dick".
agreed....
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€