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Happy Birthday, JC!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:28 pm
by miz kitty
You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:35 pm
by cutelittlepsycho20
Happy birfday you old geezer
Adult diapers for the WIN!!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:18 pm
by junkie christ
naa not pissed.
i selected mice live in my rectum.
because they do.
im so old my man yogurt is powered. and if i spit on it it turns to cheese. then the mice wanna escape to eat it. they get hungry, but i think i know why. given the alternative, i too would rather starve than eat shit.thats why they braid my taint-mohawk to escape.they swing out. singing tom jones songs in mice voices. Usually its "whats new pussycat". Oh their quirky assmice humor.
yummy.
when they are done we do a burlesque number to Whats new pussycat and We Are Family.
The mice dance in a circle around my butthole and dive in one after the other for the finale, a musical number to Be A Clown.
fuck im old
i think i just shit my adult diapers. i gotta stop snorting this viagra.
im two hours older than TNPunkGuy
and so are my mice.
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:47 pm
by Russo
Happy birthday to you and your rodents!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:16 pm
by Mother Mo
Congrats on the anniversary of your birth. Someone should buy your assmice a drink!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:37 pm
by gothic_spleen
happy bday, my friend, im drinking one for you, sry i cant make it, much love to ya.....still working on a gift.....have fun
"life is short...live hard, play hard, and die hard."
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:43 pm
by iblis
happy birthday!
the mice shall soon be replaced by a cat named "Mr. Smith"
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:43 pm
by lovechild
Happy birthday!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:12 pm
by Bone
Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?
Happy B-Day Bro!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:21 pm
by junkie christ
Bone wrote:Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?
Happy B-Day Bro!
both.
thx everyone.
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:02 pm
by Codeine Coma
Happy Birthday! Keep your assmice and geriatric pampers up man.
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:04 pm
by uncle goth
happy birthday p.s. armagedon mr. lemmywinks
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:50 pm
by karlaBOO
Happy Birthday!! Wish I could comee see you tonight, but it's a "Mommy" night for sure. Have fun, Sweetness!
Re: Happy Birthday, JC!
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:13 pm
by karmakaze
happy birthday! it was good to see you, sorry i couldn't stay longer!
miz kitty wrote:You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 am
by fangirl17
84% mice live in his rectum
lol happy birthday!
keep feedin them mice!
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:32 am
by scarecrow
At least its nice and warm and there is plenty to eat
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:36 am
by Thor
Happy b-day man. I sux well live at work on Thurs-Sun

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Have a drink on me when you wake up tdy. Hell have a 1/2 of a 1/5 man!
Now if I can find the shirt, I got in the Keys No Gerbiling, with the gerbil in duck tape, well you got me started. Man that was bad BAD well LOL....
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:43 pm
by Zeo
Happy b-day man, had a blast hanging and playing pool and shite.
Cheeese!
~Z
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:19 am
by Coor
Sorry I couldn't make it...next weekend.