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Happy Birthday, JC!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:28 pm
by miz kitty
You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:35 pm
by cutelittlepsycho20
Happy birfday you old geezer :old:

Adult diapers for the WIN!!!! :poop:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:18 pm
by junkie christ
naa not pissed.

i selected mice live in my rectum.
because they do.
im so old my man yogurt is powered. and if i spit on it it turns to cheese. then the mice wanna escape to eat it. they get hungry, but i think i know why. given the alternative, i too would rather starve than eat shit.thats why they braid my taint-mohawk to escape.they swing out. singing tom jones songs in mice voices. Usually its "whats new pussycat". Oh their quirky assmice humor.


yummy.

when they are done we do a burlesque number to Whats new pussycat and We Are Family.
The mice dance in a circle around my butthole and dive in one after the other for the finale, a musical number to Be A Clown.

fuck im old
i think i just shit my adult diapers. i gotta stop snorting this viagra.

im two hours older than TNPunkGuy
and so are my mice.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:47 pm
by Russo
Happy birthday to you and your rodents!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:16 pm
by Mother Mo
:lol:

Congrats on the anniversary of your birth. Someone should buy your assmice a drink!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:37 pm
by gothic_spleen
happy bday, my friend, im drinking one for you, sry i cant make it, much love to ya.....still working on a gift.....have fun

"life is short...live hard, play hard, and die hard."

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:43 pm
by iblis
happy birthday!

the mice shall soon be replaced by a cat named "Mr. Smith"

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:43 pm
by lovechild
Happy birthday! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:12 pm
by Bone
Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?

Happy B-Day Bro!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:21 pm
by junkie christ
Bone wrote:Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me?

Happy B-Day Bro!

both.
:twisted: :twisted:

thx everyone.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:02 pm
by Codeine Coma
Happy Birthday! Keep your assmice and geriatric pampers up man.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:04 pm
by uncle goth
happy birthday p.s. armagedon mr. lemmywinks

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:50 pm
by karlaBOO
Happy Birthday!! Wish I could comee see you tonight, but it's a "Mommy" night for sure. Have fun, Sweetness!

Re: Happy Birthday, JC!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:13 pm
by karmakaze
happy birthday! it was good to see you, sorry i couldn't stay longer!

miz kitty wrote:You're gonna be pissed, but I started a thread anyway! Happy Birthday, Baby!

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 am
by fangirl17
84% mice live in his rectum

lol happy birthday!

keep feedin them mice!

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:32 am
by scarecrow
At least its nice and warm and there is plenty to eat

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:36 am
by Thor
Happy b-day man. I sux well live at work on Thurs-Sun :(.

Have a drink on me when you wake up tdy. Hell have a 1/2 of a 1/5 man!


Now if I can find the shirt, I got in the Keys No Gerbiling, with the gerbil in duck tape, well you got me started. Man that was bad BAD well LOL....

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:43 pm
by Zeo
Happy b-day man, had a blast hanging and playing pool and shite.

Cheeese!

~Z

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:19 am
by Coor
Sorry I couldn't make it...next weekend.