Take a look at what you have to look forward to...

http://english.ohmynews.com/articleview/article_view.asp?no=311650&rel_no=1

"Plane bound for Washington from London lands in Boston"

shit! all flights are being diverted to boston?!

well, i suppose that makes sense. it's the 3rd least desirable destination, after Philadelphia, and the entire state of Ohio.