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May is "Masturbation Month"
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 pm
by Bone
Did you know that the month of May is National Masturbation Month? It's already May 23th so if you're unaware you all better start getting busy loving yourselves.
Do it in the morning to start off your day with some love.
Do it in the shower, just because it's so much fun.
Do it when you go to bed at night to relax you into slumber.
Do with your lover because it's so exciting to watch.
Whenever you do it, feel good about it. You're giving yourself some much deserved love, some much deserved pleasure and hey...it's the safest sex you can have!

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:15 pm
by footprintzinthesand
I've already been regularly participating in the festivities without even realizing it... damn... sooo, where's the party??! (jk)
Re: May is "Masterbation Month"
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:00 pm
by scarecrow
Bone wrote:...it's the safest sex you can have!

READ MY TAGLINE!!!
YOU ARE ALL GONNA KILLYOURSELVES!!!!
ASK YOUR NEAREST PALM READER!!!
IT'S THE TRUTH!!!
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:33 pm
by Dark Elf
well................... I guess thats a good way to kill yourself..........
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:11 pm
by footprintzinthesand
Yeah, that's alot better of a way for a guy to go out than by getting his neck caught in his lengthy palm hair and strangling himself in a freak accident... It's happened a few times to some fellows who whacked it way too often and didn't shave/wax their palms, read the statistics....
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:48 pm
by Michael_Xi
Please spell it correctly before posting.
MASTURBATION.

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:52 pm
by Dark Elf
LOL!!! Good one! Only you.......
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:11 pm
by Bone
Michael_Xi wrote:Please spell it correctly before posting.
MASTURBATION.

Ooops.. fixed....
Thats what I get for trying to type one handed

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:34 pm
by Dark Elf
Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:22 am
by Michael_Xi
Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....
Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 5:53 am
by JaNell
Michael_Xi wrote:Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

He's recently bleached his hair blonde.

Re: May is "Masterbation Month"
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:33 am
by gothic_spleen
scarecrow wrote:Bone wrote:...it's the safest sex you can have!

READ MY TAGLINE!!!
YOU ARE ALL GONNA KILLYOURSELVES!!!!
ASK YOUR NEAREST PALM READER!!!
IT'S THE TRUTH!!!
If thats true, then im suicidal every day......Hell I should be dead by now
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 7:54 pm
by iblis
tired of being frustrated?
wank, motherfucker, wank!
yes, save that beaver and kill a kitten. hell, kill them all; let loose a holocaust of massive proportions on the feline nation! stretch the squid and butter your own damned biscuits. spread the pony and conjure your vessel. sink the boat and raise the flag - practice yoga and obsolete the "other half."
in other words, rock the fuck on, and remember to fuck off.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:52 pm
by gothic_spleen
iblis wrote:tired of being frustrated?
wank, motherfucker, wank!
yes, save that beaver and kill a kitten. hell, kill them all; let loose a holocaust of massive proportions on the feline nation! stretch the squid and butter your own damned biscuits. spread the pony and conjure your vessel. sink the boat and raise the flag - practice yoga and obsolete the "other half."
in other words, rock the fuck on, and remember to fuck off.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:42 pm
by Dark Elf
Michael_Xi wrote:Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....
Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

Really? I just feel so empty and hollow inside now......
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:47 pm
by iblis
Dark Elf wrote:Michael_Xi wrote:Dark Elf wrote:Right. And from your subject matter, we know what you were doing with the other hand....
Brian,
Are you spoon-feeding the Britney fans?
Bone was already saying that, though a little more subtly.

Really? I just feel so empty and hollow inside now......
that is so goth.

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 11:03 pm
by Dark Elf
Shup up iblis...... or im gonna start cutting myself again!
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:32 pm
by Lady A
Just May? I guess I'm like those people that celebrate Christmas all year, just my holiday is more fun!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:57 am
by Dark Elf
Lady A wrote:Just May? I guess I'm like those people that celebrate Christmas all year, just my holiday is more fun!
BTW.... nice to meet you..... will you be Santa? Can I sit on your lap?
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:17 am
by Lady A
Well, usually it's the other way around and I get asked to sit on your lap.
Besides, santa is usually fat and has way too much hair!