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Penis Names

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:01 pm
by Coor
If you had a penis...or if you have one...what would you name it?


Samuel...and pronounce it with a Madonna-esque overly british accent...

Yes, I am bored...


and drunk

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:20 pm
by footprintzinthesand
If I had a penis, I would name it Dick. Simple enough, yet the ladies wouldn't fuckin forget what hit 'em...

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:44 pm
by Russo
I'd name it Mr. Ed... because I'd be hung like a horse! Ba-dum-ching!

names

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:03 pm
by uncle goth
actually horses would name it john bcause horses are hung like ME

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:08 pm
by gothic_spleen
my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:19 pm
by footprintzinthesand
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:25 pm
by gothic_spleen
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:38 pm
by footprintzinthesand
gothic_spleen wrote:
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief


There is a Mad Max movie title involving the word "Thunderdome", isn't there? Like I said, bad joke, haha... :freak:

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:39 pm
by gothic_spleen
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief


There is a Mad Max movie title involving the word "Thunderdome", isn't there? Like I said, bad joke, haha... :freak:


hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:53 pm
by footprintzinthesand
hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)

*morphs back to secretive mode*

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:57 pm
by Carnage
Jimmy Dynomite Walker.

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:01 am
by Francesca
humanponygirl213 wrote:
hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)



Sorry to hear that...I got a triple over my birthday weekend... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So I guess I'd call it Mr. Valentino....

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:17 am
by elasticwings
humanponygirl213 wrote:
hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)

*morphs back to secretive mode*


Sorry to hear that.

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:08 am
by gothic_spleen
afetr this weekend maybey that will change....u all will see why at temple if u go.....

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:24 pm
by Coor
Francesca wrote:
So I guess I'd call it Mr. Valentino....


That's awesome...

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:28 am
by gothic_spleen
well we have decided to wait until we tie the knott......fuck......Im gonna be the "V" for fucking ever......

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:38 am
by Hardcoregirl
gothic_spleen wrote:well we have decided to wait until we tie the knott......fuck......Im gonna be the "V" for fucking ever......


That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. If you have major issues in the sex department, that is a great cause of divorce. I'd never marry anyone I hadn't slept with. You guys are asking for trouble.

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:27 pm
by B_Ko
Lefty- Katie Couric
Righty- Matt Lauer
Shaft- Al Roker

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:56 am
by gothic_spleen
B_Ko wrote:Lefty- Katie Couric
Righty- Matt Lauer
Shaft- Al Roker


Thats fucking awsome

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:30 am
by Asher
i waited till i got married..been married 10 years this year and there are eh..NO..problems in the sex department. :twisted:

But on topic.

I think i would name mine Det. Spelunker.