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Vampire watermelons..
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:10 am
by Vampilot
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:58 pm
by Asher
you know..i find the idea of those..especially the rolling around on the ground and growling part..even more frightening than a humanesque vampire.
If i met a vamp that looks like brad pitt..im going to hump his leg...if i met a vampire watermelon chasing me down the street growling..im gonna shart myself..sorry.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:52 pm
by badkiity
I'd keep it as a pet to scare away door to door salesmen. Hahaha!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:42 pm
by Zeo
Asher wrote:you know..i find the idea of those..especially the rolling around on the ground and growling part..even more frightening than a humanesque vampire.
If i met a vamp that looks like brad pitt..im going to hump his leg...if i met a vampire watermelon chasing me down the street growling..im gonna shart myself..sorry.
eew, you said shart.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:17 pm
by Zeo
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:25 am
by Asher
This article is a stub. The article submitter may also have been smoking crack.
lololol
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:22 pm
by Silent Huntress
badkiity wrote::roofle: I'd keep it as a pet to scare away door to door salesmen. Hahaha!
How about Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:29 pm
by B_Ko
I think that would be a fucking adorable pet.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:49 pm
by cutelittlepsycho20
hey you know i think thats where they got the theme "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" "our studies have shown that tomatoes are actually fags....." "ummm i think that he meant fruits"
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:09 am
by Mercurygriffin
Viking Watermelon
Watermelon pop rocks
Watermelon pig
Jack-o-Watermelon
and this
......but no vampires were found.
