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Castlevania
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:27 pm
by elasticwings
http://www.gamespot.com/6137172
Paul W.S. Anderson is directing this one. Apparently the company that bought the rights to it is also doing a Tekken and.... Pacman?!?! movie.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:46 pm
by B_Ko
GWAAAAAAAH!?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:09 pm
by Coor
Christ.
More video games are being filmed than Jenna Jameson "movies"...WTF?!
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:35 am
by junkie christ
No.
Fuck
no.
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:31 pm
by Monophonic
ok, not looking forward to one of my favorite game franchises being raped by hollywood. maybe if david goyer wrote the script. even then i'd have reservations. games don't make good movies. movies don't make good games.
in anderson's semi-defense, he did do a great job with event horizion. i don't really dig alot of sci fi, but he made a haunted space ship work. there were alot of great shots in that film that really conveyed the creepiness and emptiness of the monster ship they were exploring.
but a look at some of his other works such as resident evil, mortal kombat, aliens vs predator & solider has me thinking that this will be far from classic. plus he's also slated to write and direct a remake of roger corman's deathrace 2000. remaking a camp classic like that is inconceivable.
i don't think konami whoring out one of their main franchise titles to the studio who is willing to pay the most bones for it will really help them sell more games, or bring more prestige to the franchise. did we learn nothing from capcom's move to license a street fighter movie?
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:54 pm
by B_Ko
Paul W.S. Anderson will direct the film, after having game-to-movie experience with Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil.
Oh.
Good.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:20 am
by blindboy
Please don't rape my Castlevania!
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:44 pm
by B_Ko
blindboy wrote:Please don't rape my Castlevania!
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Oh, yeah. They're doing a zelda movie.
Or so i've heard...
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:56 pm
by junkie christ
B_Ko wrote:blindboy wrote:Please don't rape my Castlevania!
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Oh, yeah. They're doing a zelda movie.
Or so i've heard...
theyve been saying theyd want to for years.
in america
who own none of the rights.
at all.
i dont think nintendo of japan would go thru with it.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:03 pm
by Onibubba
junkie christ wrote:B_Ko wrote:blindboy wrote:
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Oh, yeah. They're doing a zelda movie.
Or so i've heard...
theyve been saying theyd want to for years.
in america
who own none of the rights.
at all.
i dont think nintendo of japan would go thru with it.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:35 pm
by B_Ko
Onibubba wrote:junkie christ wrote:B_Ko wrote:blindboy wrote:
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Oh, yeah. They're doing a zelda movie.
Or so i've heard...
theyve been saying theyd want to for years.
in america
who own none of the rights.
at all.
i dont think nintendo of japan would go thru with it.

Damn you, Johnathon Leguizamo.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:43 pm
by junkie christ
Onibubba wrote:junkie christ wrote:B_Ko wrote:blindboy wrote:
If they do a Zelda movie im gonna burn Hollywood to the fucking ground.
Oh, yeah. They're doing a zelda movie.
Or so i've heard...
theyve been saying theyd want to for years.
in america
who own none of the rights.
at all.
i dont think nintendo of japan would go thru with it.

and that box office terd was so asstastic i think it will prevent us from having to deal with another one from nintendos lot
god
im hoping.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:20 am
by Onibubba
Let's hope so! Can you believe the cast they got for that POS though? Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamos, Dennis Hopper...OK, we all know Dennis Hopper will do anything for a paycheck, but fuck. Still, as bad as that may look on their resumes, no one had it worse than poor fucking Raul Julia dying with M. Bison as his final role.
Goddamn...Videogame movies. It has been said before, but when will people just fucking respect the golden rule: Every movie based on a game will suck, every game based on a movie will suck. Stop the insanity!
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:26 am
by junkie christ
Onibubba wrote:Let's hope so! Can you believe the cast they got for that POS though? Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamos, Dennis Hopper...OK, we all know Dennis Hopper will do anything for a paycheck, but fuck. Still, as bad as that may look on their resumes, no one had it worse than poor fucking Raul Julia dying with M. Bison as his final role.
Goddamn...Videogame movies. It has been said before, but when will people just fucking respect the golden rule: Every movie based on a game will suck, every game based on a movie will suck. Stop the insanity!
i dunno about all movies
advent children was really damn good.
but its more of a sequel.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:04 pm
by B_Ko
junkie christ wrote:Onibubba wrote:Let's hope so! Can you believe the cast they got for that POS though? Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamos, Dennis Hopper...OK, we all know Dennis Hopper will do anything for a paycheck, but fuck. Still, as bad as that may look on their resumes, no one had it worse than poor fucking Raul Julia dying with M. Bison as his final role.
Goddamn...Videogame movies. It has been said before, but when will people just fucking respect the golden rule: Every movie based on a game will suck, every game based on a movie will suck. Stop the insanity!
i dunno about all movies
advent children was really damn good.
but its more of a sequel.
Hell yes it is.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:30 pm
by Onibubba
I'd like to see that. FF7 was my second favorite Final Fantasy game - Nothing can touch 5. I'd like to see more of the characters. Is this a series, like an OVA, or just one long movie?
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:11 am
by iblis
you know, if it's live action, i'd rent the pac-man dvd just to see how fucked up it is.
i'm willing to bet it'll become one of the classics - classics of royal fucked up-ness, i mean.
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:43 pm
by B_Ko
that box office terd was so asstastic i think it will prevent us from having to deal with another one from nintendos lot
god
im hoping.
...except they're making a metroid movie. so, too bad.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:01 am
by Jack
Are you kidding me? Super Mario Bros. was a fucking great movie - it was as twisted and bizarre as anything David Lynch has ever done.
But yes, Raul ending on the note of M. Bison was even worse than Orson Welles ending his career as Unitron. I mean, at least Transformers was a good movie.
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:56 pm
by Jack
Onibubba wrote:Goddamn...Videogame movies. It has been said before, but when will people just fucking respect the golden rule: Every movie based on a game will suck, every game based on a movie will suck. Stop the insanity!
Not true.
Movies based on games that didn't suck: the first Mortal Kombat, the anime version of Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros., Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within, Resident Evil (hey, I liked it).
Games based on movies that didn't suck: Batman on the NES, Dune 2 (you know, the game that laid the template for _every single RTS game in existance_ ), Enter the Matrix
OK, except for Dune 2 (and Enter the Matrix, kinda), I guess neither of those categories have stunning track records, but it does happen.