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The Incredible World of Navel Fluff
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:05 pm
by badkiity
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html
The incredible world of Navel Fluff. I'm still wondering why someone would be compelled to actually keep the stuff they find in their belly button.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:28 pm
by Silent Huntress
WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:41 pm
by B_Ko
You can collect your navel lint and still have a life.. You cannot, however, simultaneously collect your navel lint, run a website about your navel lint AND still have a life.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:55 pm
by vicious_blood
Silent Huntress wrote:WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint?
I'm kinda thinking the fact that he collects navel lint (or would even consider it) is hindering his chances at getting a girlfriend...at leaste one that isn't a blow up doll.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:01 pm
by Silent Huntress
Never thought about it that way, but you're probably right. What a loser!
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:00 pm
by Coor
Ummm...this individual needs to get laid...or drunk.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:38 pm
by Shadow
vicious_blood wrote:Silent Huntress wrote:WTF! This guy really needs to get a life or at least a girlfriend. How desperate, bored or just really stupid do you need to be to collect navel lint?
I'm kinda thinking the fact that he collects navel lint (or would even consider it) is hindering his chances at getting a girlfriend...at leaste one that isn't a blow up doll.
Ditto........and ew.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:25 pm
by iblis
hey, store up enough of it, and you can build a campfire... or insulate your house!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:42 pm
by badkiity
Yucky. That would be a stinky fire. * Cringe*
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:46 pm
by iblis
hey, you could also store it up and eat it if you were ever hungry. while i'd imagine it's not the most nutritious, i bet it'd be high in fiber.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:58 pm
by badkiity
iblis wrote:hey, you could also store it up and eat it if you were ever hungry. while i'd imagine it's not the most nutritious, i bet it'd be high in fiber.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:09 pm
by cutelittlepsycho20
you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:59 pm
by vicious_blood
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.
Heh...at leaste navel lint is a good weight-loss method.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:35 pm
by iblis
vicious_blood wrote:cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:you know i was hungry a minute ago but i belive you've just swayed my appetite.
Heh...at leaste navel lint is a good weight-loss method.
yeah, kind of like nicorette gum, but for appetite. just chew a little bit, and you're not hungry anymore.
