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Random Midget Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:51 pm
by iblis
Q: Why do female midgets hate having their periods?
A: Because they keep trippin over that goddamn string.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:34 am
by junkie christ
ive got like a 1000 but i havent seen any good midget stuff in a while.
google minikiss.
google bridget *swoons*.
danzigs too tall, but not by much.
then theres that whole midget butt sex thing but im totally not rehashing all those jokes that were buried for a reason.
i dunno. im too busy comedy wriiting for real shit. lemme get drunk around coors midgetwannabe ass again and ill come up with new ones.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:58 pm
by Coor
I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:13 pm
by junkie christ
Coor pwned us.
that even tops minikiss.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm
by iblis
Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.
damn it.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:59 pm
by junkie christ
iblis wrote:Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.
damn it.
bring it here.
cross post
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:41 pm
by Coor
Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...
This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...
Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:50 pm
by iblis
junkie christ wrote:iblis wrote:Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.
damn it.
bring it here.
give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.
i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (
thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:53 pm
by iblis
Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...
This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...
Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...
i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.
=P
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:11 pm
by Coor
iblis wrote:Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...
This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...
Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...
i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.
=P
Damn it...you're right.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:29 pm
by iblis
Coor wrote:iblis wrote:Coor wrote:Yea, but she's like a Bridget is a porn star...about as famous as that Jameson slut...
This guy is a fucking server on the strip...and yea...sorry Ibbie...I win...
Plus, I never win when you and that all mighty rantall are involved...You should just give me this one...
i refuse to let you win on the basis that you have tits. that means you can get sex whenever you feel like it, for free.
=P
Damn it...you're right.
of course i am.
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:36 pm
by junkie christ
iblis wrote:junkie christ wrote:iblis wrote:Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.
damn it.
bring it here.
give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.
i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (
thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.
i can host it.1 and 1 account should do.
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:24 pm
by iblis
junkie christ wrote:iblis wrote:junkie christ wrote:iblis wrote:Coor wrote:I work with a gay midget...named Gidget...
Consider this thread killed.
if i weren't running on a slow 11mbps wireless link right now, i'd be owning your ass with a 'bridget the midget meets the 8 foot demon penis' link.
damn it.
bring it here.
give or find me a host with bandwidth to be wasted, and I'll happily upload it there.
i'm not willing to waste either coredump nor rabid on it - coredump being my own connection, rabid being (
thankfully) donated to me by sf.net.
i can host it.1 and 1 account should do.
sweet. let me get into my main box and i'll see what i can do.