What not to do while stealing a lawn gnome.
1) Do not wear a bright green shirt.
2)Do not run away saying EEP! While your friend stands by laughing.

Ok! Now where should we take the gnome before we mail it back to them? Need places that would make good pics.

Amelie is such a great movie.

I'll help ya out on this one!I think it would have fun in the cage at Temple E-mail me. I'll take it to the bar.

I don't think you should go about taking pictures with the Gnome .
Maybe it's just me ... I am a paranoid f-er .
Just mail it from somewhere far enough away from where you got
it . If you don't live close to Maynardville take it there and mail it back to who it belongs to . You know what if it was that persons only friend ? Or what if they are like that guy Milton in Office Space was about his Swingline ? Bah ! Meh ! Silly ...

Makes me want to get a gnome & see if it goes off on any adventures.