You Might Be a goth hick if...
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:20 am
* Your casket is on cinder blocks in your driveway.
* You name your child after your dog, and they're both named "Enigma."
* You think Dolly Parton should be the lead singer for Switchblade Symphony.
* Your coffin is lined with a velvet Confederate flag.
* You smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.
* You dye your sheep black.
* Your bull's nose is pierced six times.
* Ever your teeth are black.
* Your rooster crows at moonrise.
* You have spent your life perfecting black corn.
* Your coffin has a side-mounted spitoon.
* You granny crochets your fishnets.
* Your favorite comic is Johnny the Homicidal Tractor.
* You have an Elvira pinup in your out-house.
* You get up at 4a.m. every morning to collect eggs from the raven coop.
* You and your pit bull share the same spiked collar.
*And if you pull up to Sanctus in a John Deer Tractor.

* You name your child after your dog, and they're both named "Enigma."
* You think Dolly Parton should be the lead singer for Switchblade Symphony.
* Your coffin is lined with a velvet Confederate flag.
* You smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.
* You dye your sheep black.
* Your bull's nose is pierced six times.
* Ever your teeth are black.
* Your rooster crows at moonrise.
* You have spent your life perfecting black corn.
* Your coffin has a side-mounted spitoon.
* You granny crochets your fishnets.
* Your favorite comic is Johnny the Homicidal Tractor.
* You have an Elvira pinup in your out-house.
* You get up at 4a.m. every morning to collect eggs from the raven coop.
* You and your pit bull share the same spiked collar.
*And if you pull up to Sanctus in a John Deer Tractor.



