http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... ard_finger

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'"

bwahahahahaha!!

It's getting a bit old now, the whole finger thing.

I guarantee you that if someone lost a penis, they would have found it before it wound up in someone's mouth.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

ophelia wrote:It's getting a bit old now, the whole finger thing.

I guarantee you that if someone lost a penis, they would have found it before it wound up in someone's mouth.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

If they were using their penis to prepare food, and it got cut off, I would have to say they either deserved it or were not talented enough to be doing such a thing.

ophelia wrote:It's getting a bit old now, the whole finger thing.

I guarantee you that if someone lost a penis, they would have found it before it wound up in someone's mouth.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

Science Tales Of Horror: Featuring mummies made of soap and fruit punch with dicks.