http://evil-guide.tripod.com/index.html

A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

wow! now i can truly be evil like i have always wanted. thanks so much!!!!

it even shows you what to wear as an evil doer! sweet!