Abstinence
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:07 pm
https://www.knoxgothic.com:443/forum/
Abstinence
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:51 pm
Why not just use condoms? How fucking hard is that? I swear! People fucking kill me!
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:36 pm
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:46 pm
I still like how she politely asks everyone to fuck themselves in the ass.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:23 pm
From the "Testimonials":
MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:29 pm
iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:31 pm
iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!
That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:32 pm
Dude it's a parody site. lol
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:33 pm
4X541N7 wrote:That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...
Fuck you! Look in the mirror Mother Fucker.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:39 pm
Mercurygriffin wrote:4X541N7 wrote:That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...
Fuck you! Look in the mirror Mother Fucker.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:44 pm
The Fallen wrote:ButtSex!!
*in the voice of a 15 year old girl*
i consider butt sex, not real sex... i am still a virgin. but he pile drives me real hard from behind!
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:30 pm
iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":MARK G., Atomic City, ID
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!
He looks like the nazi guy from Bulletproof Monk.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:34 pm
That entire site reminds of me the Saturday Night Live skit with the uber-prep cheerleaders.
"Abstinence - you're worth the wait! Stay at home and masturbate! Rah!"
"Abstinence - you're worth the wait! Stay at home and masturbate! Rah!"
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:19 pm
To misquote an old saying,
"Abstinence makes the parts grow harder"
"Abstinence makes the parts grow harder"