Started as any day off work... wake up to your morning cig... walk zombified to get a dew outta the frige and try to battle boredom...

So after listening to some of the regular " get u ready for the day music"

My phone rings (Donald a good friend ) he says that he's throwing a party and he needs me to get pick up the liquor
So i agree to meet up with him later and we'd drive down there to snag it. We drive to Harriman (not a dry county) and pick up the liquor (everclear and a half gallon of vodka, small bottle of jack)

Later that night..... Mixers

After a Few people arrive at the "party house" I realized we had no mixers and i must have a mixer for my drink or its not even worth it.

I jetted to my car (Stefanie Followed, (also a good friend)
and the two of us made our way to the local grociery store for some mixers...

Later that night..... Mixed up Mixers

Party Just gets started Because "hey i arrive" more like the mixers had but thats besides the point...

i Dragged the liquor out of the car and stefanie with the mixers then the party got started...

Seeing as i had Delivered the liquor i also decided to be the "bartender" that night and made everyone drinks.. Then something caught my eye while i was pulling the mixers out of the bag and setting everything on the table.. a small bottle that said Cinnamon on it.. I had no idea what it was but stefanie came to me and whispered this is gonna be funny...

Then i started making drinks for my friends and about the time we had to many people and not enough mixers i opened the bottle of "cinnamon" and made everyone a drink from that excluding myself (had to call it quits early so i could drive home)

About 30 minutes after the "cinnamon drink" It was getting way to weird in the house (i've never heard so many sexual comments in my life) (MY ENTIRE LIFE)

Called it in early hand started to walk out the door to the house when "stefanie grabbed my arm and "gave me a hug" laughed and said i had mixed everyones drink with Spanish fly she had put in the bag"

Won't eleberate on everything else that happened to everyone But it was amusing...

My only response.

http://www.feminista.com/archives/v3n3/rasor2.html

wow. if i was one of them you would need to worry about getting your ass beat. and if i was you, i would be pissed of at your "friend".

Spanish fly is a joke. Alcohol is an aphrodisiac. I have no problem with this becasue I assume everyone was drinking of thier free will. It is this type of stupid shit in highschool that makes interesting memories. Some really good but some really bad. Horny teens+ alcohol= highschool parties. Just make sure you aren't aiding some sick fuck into rape. And for gods sake if this shit is going on, get alot of condoms, stick them in a bowl with a big sign bringing it to the attention of the people in question.

I've heard spanish fly is a great way to get a urinary tract infection bad enough to make a grown man cry. Doesn't sound very appealing when you add that perspective, I guess.