This is a simple game. All you have to do is accept the previous insult and pass one along for the idiot that dares post beneath you.

I will start.

▼ eat copious amounts of fibre to ensure a boner when defecating

▼ searches behind the local YMCA looking for cum filled condoms to use as jello shooters.

▼ Likes to get creampies

▼ mother is a hamster and father smelts of elderberries

& "Yo Momma's gotta glass eye with a fish in it!"

▼ is a bastard wanker and your face is less attractive than a rancid puddle of anal seepage

▼ gives a better rim job than "ghetto-tires-r-us"

▼so ugly you couldn't get a girl if you had tampax written on your dick

you know... and they swore that a tattoo on the dick is easy to remove.

▼ mommas so slutty she can suck start a harley.

Your momma so fat that her belt size is the EQUATOR.

V voted for bush!

▼whines like the foul piece of distended rectum they are.

▼Is soo dumb, you could put their brain in a humming bird's ass, and it would fly backwards for a week

Hey kids, y'know, even if you are retarded, paralyzed, your parents are getting divorced because of you, and your left eye is just a grape you shoved in there, just remember: It could be worse.

You could be this guy. V

get it right. it was a rocky mountain oyster. not a grape.

▼ is a prime example of what happens when test tube babies throw stones.

▼ Read through all that drivel to get this far, because they apparently have nothing better to do in their empty, meaningless lives than wallow in their own self loathing with others of their ilk.

IOW, is Goth.

▼ every time they masturbate ....

... 10 crabs are crushed to death.

V uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump.

And I thought mules were cute...


v Your momma's so ugly, she went into the beauty parlor and it took 3 hours....for an estimate.

▼ is so scanky that they use fish oil to "freshen up" and it is an improvement.