Top Ten Things to Remember About Sanctus..
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:58 am
Number 1. Never go to Sanctus with a loaded gun.
Number 2. Wear the clean undies.
Number 3. When giving away free shirts and knicknacks, try to get chicks to show you their tits.
Number 4. If you plan to drink alot, make sure you have someone attractive drive you home. In the absence of attractive, sober people, look for anyone with a black x on their hands. They're supposed to be sober, so you have an alibi.
Number 5. Keep moving. Not only are there alot of beautiful people to see, not to mention the various shows on and above stage, but it helps to keep anyone from noticing the funk if you didn't follow rule number 2.
Number 6. Don't be shy about leering at pretty people. They put alot of effort into looking like that, so give them their props. Besides, if worse comes to worse, you can always claim it was just gas.
Number 7. Bring lots of extra cash, and go to the pre-sanctus get-together at Urban. Not only can you get an incredible grilled chicken sandwich and wonderful curly fries, but you can play the DJ and make everyone else listen to what passes for your musical sensabilities.
Number 8. When in doubt, just dance. Noone's looking at you anyways, and if they are, you either deserve it, or they're too nearsighted or drunk to make things out to begin with. So you might as well.
Number 9. Don't cllimb on stuff. The Blue Cats people don't like it.
Other people are an exception.
Number 10. Don't go to Sanctus with a loaded gun. Yes, this was number 1 as well, but it bears repeating. Nothing's more painful than being surrounded by a legion of lush lovelies than a pair of the bright blue's. Trust me on this one.
Number 2. Wear the clean undies.
Number 3. When giving away free shirts and knicknacks, try to get chicks to show you their tits.
Number 4. If you plan to drink alot, make sure you have someone attractive drive you home. In the absence of attractive, sober people, look for anyone with a black x on their hands. They're supposed to be sober, so you have an alibi.
Number 5. Keep moving. Not only are there alot of beautiful people to see, not to mention the various shows on and above stage, but it helps to keep anyone from noticing the funk if you didn't follow rule number 2.
Number 6. Don't be shy about leering at pretty people. They put alot of effort into looking like that, so give them their props. Besides, if worse comes to worse, you can always claim it was just gas.
Number 7. Bring lots of extra cash, and go to the pre-sanctus get-together at Urban. Not only can you get an incredible grilled chicken sandwich and wonderful curly fries, but you can play the DJ and make everyone else listen to what passes for your musical sensabilities.
Number 8. When in doubt, just dance. Noone's looking at you anyways, and if they are, you either deserve it, or they're too nearsighted or drunk to make things out to begin with. So you might as well.
Number 9. Don't cllimb on stuff. The Blue Cats people don't like it.
Other people are an exception.
Number 10. Don't go to Sanctus with a loaded gun. Yes, this was number 1 as well, but it bears repeating. Nothing's more painful than being surrounded by a legion of lush lovelies than a pair of the bright blue's. Trust me on this one.
