I you ruled the world what would you do?

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While tempted to write a five paragraph essay on the subject, I'm pressed for time.. Realistically speaking, I'd probably fuck it up bigtime for the status quo, and seek to advance the technology of the human race at the expense of the current population..

Too many people here anyways.

destroy it
this experiment has failed.

B the most h8ed ruler ov all time ... Xcept that mosta the peepz who h8ed me would b dead, az I would elimin8 about 80-90% ov the population (Darwin'z way iz faaarrr 2 slo)... thoze surviving, would hav 1 last chance 2 help make a world worth living n ... Then, they'd prolly off me, 2 ...

start by removing the U.N. from power and convert its usefull parts over to the red cross.

throw bush in jail for violating countless war and envirnonmental crimes.

If North Korea wants to be an isolationist i would let them. In fact, I would help inforce it.

That would just be on the first day.

I'd send an elite team of cyber samurais, flaming shinobi ninjas and robotic clowns to annihilate the human race but!
I'd have them save me my choice type of females, a few friends, and THEN! to push the Earth into the sun and kill us all!!!

Heh, anyone who knows me knows this is a big fantasy of mine.

All phases and plans are subject to reevaluation depending on additional information and changing situations.

Phase 1: Forced sterilization of useless individuals, and sterilization of those with genes for genetic disorders.

Phase 2: Removal of all violent criminals to a sealed off area monitored by concealed and unconcealed security cameras. They'd be allowed to roam free and do as they wilt. Footage would be sold via pay-per view.

Phase 3: Since everything would belong to me, additional money and resources would be routed to research and viable industries. At this point, the advertising industry would be placed under siege for being a destructive market influence needlessly raising the costs of products. Advertising execs may join the others in phase 2.

Phase 4: Implement population controls.

Phase 5: ?

That entirely depends on how I managed to become the ruler of the world.

If I were to become a deity, I'd probably just retire into the woods somewhere, and obliterate anyone who found me.

(Junkie's idea of simply making the world a big red stain on the cosmos would be tempting, yes. I'm not afraid or in the least disturbed to admit that. But without knowledge that it wouldn't simply reform and evolve back into the mess that it is now, I wouldn't waste the time or effort. )

If I were to become the absolute global power for political reasons, I'd attempt to manipulate the governments into something that at least resembles cooperation.

But I think it's impossible to give a direct or complete answer to a question like this, without further details as to the nature of the concept of "ruler".

white_darkness wrote:Heh, anyone who knows me knows this is a big fantasy of mine.

All phases and plans are subject to reevaluation depending on additional information and changing situations.

Phase 1: Forced sterilization of useless individuals, and sterilization of those with genes for genetic disorders.

This makes one wonder what is considered a disorder.

white_darkness wrote:Phase 2: Removal of all violent criminals to a sealed off area monitored by concealed and unconcealed security cameras. They'd be allowed to roam free and do as they wilt. Footage would be sold via pay-per view.

This is obviously stolen from Carlin. But still, a damned good idea!

white_darkness wrote:Phase 3: Since everything would belong to me, additional money and resources would be routed to research and viable industries. At this point, the advertising industry would be placed under siege for being a destructive market influence needlessly raising the costs of products. Advertising execs may join the others in phase 2.

Marketing == Bad!

white_darkness wrote:Phase 4: Implement population controls.

Anal sex == Good!

white_darkness wrote:Phase 5: ?

Unleash the iblis links!



If you ever become emperor of the world, I think we could get along with each other just fine.

Except maybe for Phase 5.

But you could always grant me Australia. Nobody knows about it, anyway.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Heh, anyone who knows me knows this is a big fantasy of mine.

All phases and plans are subject to reevaluation depending on additional information and changing situations.

Phase 1: Forced sterilization of useless individuals, and sterilization of those with genes for genetic disorders.

This makes one wonder what is considered a disorder.

Such things as sickle cell anemia, and other obvious genetic disorders. Just a little purification of the gene pool.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Phase 2: Removal of all violent criminals to a sealed off area monitored by concealed and unconcealed security cameras. They'd be allowed to roam free and do as they wilt. Footage would be sold via pay-per view.

This is obviously stolen from Carlin. But still, a damned good idea!

Carlin has much wisdom. I'm sure you can guess who would be an advisor of mine.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Phase 3: Since everything would belong to me, additional money and resources would be routed to research and viable industries. At this point, the advertising industry would be placed under siege for being a destructive market influence needlessly raising the costs of products. Advertising execs may join the others in phase 2.

Marketing == Bad!

I'd be able to guarantee cheaper prescription drug prices.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Phase 4: Implement population controls.

Anal sex == Good!

Aye. Though this is still a rough area and requires much work.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Phase 5: ?

Unleash the iblis links!



If you ever become emperor of the world, I think we could get along with each other just fine.

Except maybe for Phase 5.

But you could always grant me Australia. Nobody knows about it, anyway.

We'll see, Phase 5 is still very open since I'm not sure what would be needed by that point. I'd have to take a good look at the world situation by then.

iblis wrote:If I were to become the absolute global power for political reasons, I'd attempt to manipulate the governments into something that at least resembles cooperation.

But I think it's impossible to give a direct or complete answer to a question like this, without further details as to the nature of the concept of "ruler".

Assuming it means ultimate authority....well, all i can say is there'd be cooperation, or troops ransacking the countries in question.

white_darkness wrote:Phase 1: Forced sterilization of useless individuals, and sterilization of those with genes for genetic disorders.

Good idea. As well as the population controls. But I don't think it would be as easy as a pro-anal sex campaign.

As for my own idea, I'd just aim for Communism! It would be nice and strictly enforced.

If that didn't work, I'd just destroy everything man made (except for birth control and some clothing) and start all over.

Violation of my population control laws would result in joining the happy criminals frolicking in their presever (most likely Kansas, because who needs Kansas).

Throw in a nice reward for turning in violators...and the populace will do most of the work for me and for my security forces.

There's always a way to enforce something, you've just got to know what to take advantage of to do it.

Vachy wrote:If that didn't work, I'd just destroy everything man made (except for birth control and some clothing) and start all over.

I dunno, wouldn't you miss indoor plumbing? and books? and computers? and the ability to control the ambiant temperature?

I'd make it suck my dick! Big Time.

I'd pay teachers and fast food workers more and basically anyone that gets paid jack for their rough jobs, and I'm pay the doctors less. cause why should they earn millions when the people who taught then how to be doctors are scraping by right on the poverty line. oh and movie stars would not be multi-million aires either. cause screw that. ever notice how they are the only people on the planet who can afford all the clothes and jewelry they wear to awards show and its usually given to them. who should they get everything for free? oh and I'd shoot Bill gates in the head for being a greedy bastard...the PS2 DVD is usable without the remote why cant the XBOX DVD? and why does the remote have to cost $30. umm..eliminate appeals for murderers who had at least one witness, if they're found guilty fry them right then . oh and rapists (not statutory cause most of the time that's bullshit in my opinion) deserve the death penalty too.

Call up my friend, Stewie.....





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satanskitten wrote:oh and I'd shoot Bill gates in the head for being a greedy bastard

If I'm remembering correctly, Bill and his father were both opposed to the Bush tax cut strategy, which is a plus for the ol' Billster.

His view (if I'm remembering the article correctly) was that the wealthy should give more back to society particularly since it was society who helped them get to where they are. In Bill's case, that would be gov't research grants (not to mention a little constructive corporate raiding)

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