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This should generate some smart-ass responses.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:17 pm
by Elvis Christ
I'll just throw this out here.
22/M disease/drug free, looking for brief physical encounter with female age 18-40, maybe regular if it's enjoyed by both parties. I'm available on Saturdays and Sundays between 8am to 8pm. Private message me if it sounds intruiging.

Yes, I'm being serious. It's been a year of unwilling self-abuse, and I'm starting to rust. Probably won't get what I'm looking for, but it'll be something for everyone to laugh about. :lol:

Let the comments commence.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:24 pm
by ophelia
Ha Ha Ha...

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Maybe you should have titled this thread, "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

:lol: :roll: :lol:

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:24 pm
by Mother Mo
Good luck with that. Though I'm sure with the combined powers of Elvis & Christ, you'll easily achieve success.

You could also just come to Sanctus & buy some of the lovely ladies a few drinks, do some chatting, & a least get some numbers. I may be old & play for the other team, but it looks easy enough to me. ;)

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:31 pm
by junkie christ
fling poo at the cute ones
it works for me.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:44 pm
by Elvis Christ
I'm going to catch all sorts of hell from QueenOfTheFlock for this.....

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:40 pm
by vicious_blood
LOL.

Yeah, buy me a drink at Sanctus and I'll at leaste stare at you for a second. (We all know I'm not the biggest talker at first.)

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:25 am
by X
um...ya know.....i've only been able ONCE to just say...hey wanna fuck...and- well it worked.....

and i've used that line A LOT......

my advice.....

1. Go to wrestling school
2. Get booked in Pikeville, Ky
3. BE SURE to wear black tights, with some cool kickpads....and a shirt showing off your tatts.....(be sure to have a face on your shoulder, and two stars on your back) and do a frog splash.
4. START A RIOT...(this one is most important...cus well, you gotta be 'dangerous'
5. get in a fight trying to get to the dressing room
6. tell the story about seeing the time you did a two foot line of coke.
7. THEN...say the line......

and well...i'll just about guarantee it will work

but only if the girls name is Andrea.......and she has shoulder length black hair.




Otherwise...there is always escort services, and of course the greater old city area streets.....Escort services are great tho....cus you can order whatever you want....sorta like going to a 5 star restuarant.....they have EVERYTHING. good stuff i tells ya

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:52 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
K thats how NOT to get laid


maybe you should refer to the "Are there any decent guys out there" thread

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:42 am
by gwenhwyfar
wrestling=biggest turn off ever

except for the one chick, maybe

sorry man.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:53 am
by Hardcoregirl
gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever

except for the one chick, maybe

sorry man.


Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...

It's just redneck land I'm sorry....

And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:53 am
by QueenOfTheFlock
Elvis Christ wrote:I'm going to catch all sorts of hell from QueenOfTheFlock for this.....


HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh yes! Just you WAIT until we're both at work today....

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:48 am
by Elvis Christ
Buttercup wrote:
gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever

except for the one chick, maybe

sorry man.


Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...

It's just redneck land I'm sorry....

And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.




I think they took those little index cards out. Anyway, I'm not sure I would even pursue someone who would put a sex offer up on a board for everyone in the world to read. People like that are just creepy......wait a minute....

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:12 am
by QueenOfTheFlock
Elvis Christ wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever

except for the one chick, maybe

sorry man.


Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...

It's just redneck land I'm sorry....

And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.




I think they took those little index cards out. Anyway, I'm not sure I would even pursue someone who would put a sex offer up on a board for everyone in the world to read. People like that are just creepy......wait a minute....



Hahahahahahahaha!!! Where are you?? I want to laugh AT you TO you but I haven't seen you today. Hehe. *mean mood*

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:12 am
by Elvis Christ
QueenOfTheFlock wrote:
Elvis Christ wrote:I'm going to catch all sorts of hell from QueenOfTheFlock for this.....


HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh yes! Just you WAIT until we're both at work today....



This'll be worse than the "you just wait till your father gets home mister".

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:03 pm
by QueenOfTheFlock
Elvis Christ wrote:
QueenOfTheFlock wrote:
Elvis Christ wrote:I'm going to catch all sorts of hell from QueenOfTheFlock for this.....


HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh yes! Just you WAIT until we're both at work today....



This'll be worse than the "you just wait till your father gets home mister".


It won't be too bad, as long as you can handle me just randomly popping up places and laughing at you. :twisted:

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:06 pm
by Coor
ooooh, I love X, and Judas. it's ok guys.

Re: This should generate some smart-ass responses.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:51 pm
by Xerxes
Elvis Christ wrote:I'll just throw this out here.
22/M disease/drug free, looking for brief physical encounter with female age 18-40, maybe regular if it's enjoyed by both parties. I'm available on Saturdays and Sundays between 8am to 8pm. Private message me if it sounds intruiging.

Yes, I'm being serious. It's been a year of unwilling self-abuse, and I'm starting to rust. Probably won't get what I'm looking for, but it'll be something for everyone to laugh about. :lol:

Let the comments commence.

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thanks i needed a laught like that

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:04 pm
by X
Um, actually you guys are dead on...in the south, only chicks with summer teeth ever wanna be rats......On this occasion i would think it was more of my rockstar-esque antics that got me laid, not the fact that i was wearing my kickass singlet and my kickass kickpads, and got like 20 feet in the air, and made AJ Styles say "holy shit dude".

I must also add, that chicks who LIKE wrestling to me is a turnoff...cus i like to keep buisiness and pleasure seperate.

At the time this happened, i thought i was going to die...and my standards went right down the fucking drain. Sue me,

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:48 am
by gwenhwyfar
X wrote:Um, actually you guys are dead on...in the south, only chicks with summer teeth ever wanna be rats......On this occasion i would think it was more of my rockstar-esque antics that got me laid, not the fact that i was wearing my kickass singlet and my kickass kickpads, and got like 20 feet in the air, and made AJ Styles say "holy shit dude".

I must also add, that chicks who LIKE wrestling to me is a turnoff...cus i like to keep buisiness and pleasure seperate.


:rofl: oh my god, is this guy serious! i'm sorry, but this is the most ridiculous thing i've read all day.

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:20 pm
by X
The first part.....PURE sarcasm- allthough my kickpads DO infact kick the ass...and my frogsplash that night was something that i've never been able to duplicate.

the later line....purely true.