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Optimizing your blackout
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:44 pm
by Monophonic
This might hit too close to home for some people. lol.
Blackout like you mean it:
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/i ... ackout.htm
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:54 pm
by Lost Traveler
hehe already have a black belt in it hehe
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:13 pm
by Coor
Dude, its a drunk's magazine! I know know if that's cool, or just really, really sad.
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:25 pm
by junkie christ
me and punkrockjoe get trashed at that site at least twice a month.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:13 pm
by Mercurygriffin
When I black out it usually just means puke that i don't remember and having to say " yes , that was me. send me the cleaning bill."
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:27 am
by iblis
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:59 am
by The_Ring
I wanna see Junkie and joe do the stuff at the end like take a sprint down the bar , leap over the taps, and then grap the chandeleir and swing outta the bar like a goddam pirate............what an exit
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:33 pm
by punkrockjoe
The_Ring wrote:I wanna see Junkie and joe do the stuff at the end like take a sprint down the bar , leap over the taps, and then grap the chandeleir and swing outta the bar like a goddam pirate............what an exit
you coming to sanctus?

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:34 pm
by Monophonic
hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:46 pm
by junkie christ
Monophonic wrote:hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.

fiuck sanctus, ill do that
tomorrow
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:34 am
by punkrockjoe
junkie christ wrote:Monophonic wrote:hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.

fiuck sanctus, ill do that
tomorrow
pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:39 am
by Monophonic
punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??
I warn ya Joe, I'm not easily outdrank. I say one weekend we get together and buy a case of the cheapest, nastiest whiskey that our money can buy and have the 1st annual Booze Brawl. I'll go ahead and book the main event as Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.
Now if only we could find X an opponent for the lightweight title. hahaha.
You know we are true boozers when we construct a title belt out of empty beer cases and coasters. heres a pic of the former dual champ, dan. Ol' double D didn't last long in our final bout. and notice the mad craftmanship in the Bud Light - lightweight title. many a beer was sacraficed to a new tradition that night.
http://www.analogblood.com/grafx/belts.jpg
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:43 am
by X
I don't drink anymore.
but i can still just beat someones ass for shits n giggles.
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:26 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
Shit that belt is fucking awesome
I'd take X on/out, but between his stripper/ pornstar humpin, 2 ft line of cocaine snortin, and drinkin, I think I would be outmatched.........Im just a drunk.
*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:20 am
by junkie christ
Monophonic wrote:punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??
I warn ya Joe, I'm not easily outdrank. I say one weekend we get together and buy a case of the cheapest, nastiest whiskey that our money can buy and have the 1st annual Booze Brawl. I'll go ahead and book the main event as Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.
Now if only we could find X an opponent for the lightweight title. hahaha.
You know we are true boozers when we construct a title belt out of empty beer cases and coasters. heres a pic of the former dual champ, dan. Ol' double D didn't last long in our final bout. and notice the mad craftmanship in the Bud Light - lightweight title. many a beer was sacraficed to a new tradition that night. http://www.analogblood.com/grafx/belts.jpg
holy shit its on.
and joe bought ( i copiloted) a case of whiskey last august. funny none of us remember the next few weeks........... be warned, he will buy a case of whiskey if he can.
i dont drink much right now, soon as the semester is out ill get back in better practice. but me outta practice can still blow a quick 100 in a bar and walk out. i can still outdrink 90% of the folks i know, but i cant just polish a bottle and run like i could say in december or janurary.......FUCKING COLLEGE.
holy shit, it is soooooo fucking on.
by the way, joe is almost impossible to outdrink. ive done it a few times...... but its rare. hes the only person i know that can relaiably drink me under the table. doc comes close, but usually we are about equal.... i think if iwanted to i could drink him out...
if you guys can make it to 5th circle ill try but im pretty damn outta practice and bars are damned expensive.....
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:53 am
by white_darkness
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*
Jagermeister, my favorite poison. Good choice.
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:40 pm
by karmakaze
bacardi 151 is my preference. and i am about to be 21 in a few days

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:06 pm
by Zeo
Monophonic wrote:punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??
Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.
hahaha!! Monophonic, you lightweight. You know I've left you puking in a bucket in your livingroom before and I'll do it again.
Old No. 7 Brand with Budweiser chasers.
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:26 pm
by X
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Shit that belt is fucking awesome
I'd take X on/out, but between his stripper/ pornstar humpin, 2 ft line of cocaine snortin, and drinkin, I think I would be outmatched.........Im just a drunk.
*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*
Eh, i'm completely sober now.......allthough, i could outdrink you all if i wanted to.....my future is more important than showing you all how much a fat man can drink. (besides i did that enough at 80s nights at iveys......
Oh i must also add....that description would be nearly accurate....the scary part is, thats a nearly accurate description of one of my heros Sam Kinison as well.....scary.
I must also report i've never done a pornstar. Well...i HAVE..but she wasn't a porn star when i did her....and i wouldn't really call her a porn star now..she was just a bignaturals.com chick. Her video was up like...6 months ago, and i dated her like 2 years ago...so i don't count that. i HAVE however hung out with porn stars....Jasmin St Claire is a cunt, Jenna Jameson is...weirdass and Peter North is whip that ass cool. My dad looks like Ron Jeremy, but again i do not count that.
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:19 pm
by Monophonic
now wait a damn minute zeo.... the "bucket" incident was just an unfortunate incident of my youth. most of us have to learn about alcohol poisoning the hard way. lol.
Mistress Eve(L), White Darkness.... you both have great taste. Jager has been the root of my downward spiral for many years. Hannah & Hogg Vodka might give it a run for it's money though.
And X, congrats on getting clean. It takes balls to give up the good stuff.
The scary thing is... If we had a Booze Brawl... who would remember it? We would definitely need to recruit some designated referees.