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PASSION OF THE CHRIST!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:15 am
by scarecrow
Top Ten Things Heard Outside The New Mel Gibson Movie
10. "Hey -- no shoving, Monsignor!"
9. "I don't know why they added subtitles -- everyone speaks Aramaic"
8. "I'm hoping my medium Mountain Dew will miraculously be changed into an extra large Mountain Dew"
7. "These 'Lord of the Ring' films are getting odder and odder"
6. "Was this really based on a book?"
5. "Twelve dollars for a movie ticket? Now that's a sin, am I right, people?"
4. "The Pope loved it almost as much as "Barber Shop 2'"
3. "Uh...I don't feel like dinner right now."
2. "That was awesome when Trump fired Pontius Pilate"
1. "Don't tell me the ending"
Stolen from lettermen.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:16 am
by junkie christ
and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.
"my way of saying its a fucking movie who cares believe what you want..."
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:17 am
by scarecrow
junkie christ wrote:and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.
:ROFL: HAHAHAHahHAHahHAhhahahahaHAHhaHAHha
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:21 am
by JaNell
junkie christ wrote:and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.
"my way of saying its a fucking movie who cares believe what you want..."
Yeah, yeah, we
all know what
your passion is.
"Doin' da butt...
Aaawww, Junkie, Junkie..."
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:38 am
by junkie christ
ANAL!!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:48 am
by Nexxus23
I'll audition.
But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:02 am
by junkie christ
Nexxus23 wrote:I'll audition.
But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.
for you id draw an exception... it wouldnt be required
i already have pics of your bum.
*my camera was in hand when you mooned me*
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:25 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
I insist on reinacting the exstsy of st. heather..........
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:46 am
by Nexxus23
junkie christ wrote:Nexxus23 wrote:I'll audition.
But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.
for you id draw an exception... it wouldnt be required
i already have pics of your bum.
*my camera was in hand when you mooned me*
DAMN!! I don't even want to know what you've done w/ those pics.
They'd better not be online, or I will have to disembowel you. With a parsnip, even.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:16 am
by junkie christ
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:34 am
by Nexxus23
EVIL!! EVIL!!!
Ooh, Kids in the Hall flashback...
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:35 am
by Codeine Coma
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:48 am
by junkie christ
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:01 am
by Nexxus23
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing...
Don't you do *ANYTHING* but boing around?
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:48 pm
by junkie christ
that and hang around....
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:50 pm
by Love
Jesus is a cunt. Satan sucks my cock.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:07 pm
by Lost Traveler
is JC secretly MC??? You be the judge...
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Friday, Feb. 27, 2004, at 3:21 PM PT
quote
This may seem like an oblique way in which to approach Mel Gibson's ghastly movie The Passion. But it came back to me this week that an associate of his had once told me, in lacerating detail, that an evening with Mel was one long fiesta of boring but graphic jokes about anal sex. I've since had that confirmed by other sources.
hmmmmmm
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:19 am
by Codeine Coma
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:42 am
by Mistress Eve(L)
Catholics need anal too
Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:51 am
by iblis
Codeine Coma wrote:Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!
Aw hell, why
not?
