Sorry...that was a typo. It should have read....


"Join the new Xionist Church"

Staring our leader in the faith Michel Xi


Join now or else he will use his Xionic powers to mesmerize you and make you his LOVE SLAVE!!!!!

It should be noted that this church is anathema to the brotherhood of Cathoic monks known as the Bastards of Saint Timoneus despite the numerous similarities in dogma. The Xionist free spirit does not sit well with the principles of Saint Timoneus.

So, if you are a Saint Timoneus Bastard.....you should probably steer clear.


Ok.....maybe this belonged in the Dumpster.


This is almost as good as the racist post!

[edit] Corrected topic spelling "Xionist" -Arkady

JaZilla wrote:Do they hold Confessional in the Ladies' Room stalls?

If that be the case, it looks like Michael has already recruited about 20 priests, but I don't think there's a celibacy rule in his church.

I believe that they do not make such sexist distinctions as a "ladies's room" or a "men's room". Sexual segregation is one of those societal evils that needs to be done away with. Along with other such separate but equal facilies (changing rooms, dressing rooms....etc)

After all *Lofty Expression* if it was wrong for racial reason (NASCAR vs. Indy car) to have separate but equal institutions and facilities.........blah .......blah......blah.

Now that we live in a world of racial harmony where Indy car, NASCAR cars, pickup trucks, and motorcycles can all co-exist on the same tracks (at different times of course) doesn't it seem silly how things were done in the old days?

It is because we all have access to the same roads, (at different times, of course) that our society is is as rich and vibrant as it could never be in the days of racial segegation where you had to have different roads for different vehicles. Racial segregation meant that people of different life styles (for what defines one's lifestyle better than car) , would never meet and thus stagnate and die!

Imagine a world where sexual segregation is a thing of the past. Where people of different sexes (Male, Female, and Other) can co-exist and live together in hormony.......er, I mean Harmony!

....Where we are free to meet and mingle and learn about each other in the most intimate detail.

Just imagine how wonderful the world could be!


*imagining*.......HMMMMMM!



Uh oh......suddenly I feel the need for some private time!



(Ah.......it is all so true......and yet........it is all so very WRONG!!!)

celticsmith wrote:<snip>
*imagining*.......HMMMMMM!



Uh oh......suddenly I feel the need for some private time!
<snip>

Um, glad to know that you're thinking of me?

celticsmith wrote:Now that we live in a world of racial harmony where Indy car, NASCAR cars, pickup trucks, and motorcycles can all co-exist on the same tracks (at different times of course) doesn't it seem silly how things were done in the old days?

It is because we all have access to the same roads, (at different times, of course) that our society is is as rich and vibrant as it could never be in the days of racial segegation where you had to have different roads for different vehicles

So after midnight, are we supposed to switch bathrooms...."(at different times of course.)"

I just want to say..this thread is very very funny.

So with Sanctus coming up, I expect to see some irreverant Xionist action...
If ithe movement hasn't "stalled out".

sounds like suger-free episcopalian to me.

Zeo wrote:sounds like suger-free episcopalian to me.

That's usually the case...