Curses!
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:50 pm
I checked this book out at the library. Found some of them to be rather senseless, but mostly amusing. Enjoy!
May a hot searing pain strike your entrails!
May the day you were born be erased from the calender!
You should be hanging from a cliff while your mother tries to remember your father's name!
May your finger get stuck in your nose!
You should choke on pudding!
You should be like a chandelier, hung by day and burned by night!
You should lie in the deepest hell!
Your intestines should crawl out!
Your tongue should dry out!
You should become pregnant with toothpicks!
Pieces should fall off from you!
A devil should ride on top of your father's father!
It should ring from your ears continuously!
You should crawl on the walls!
You should grow like a turnip, with head down and roots up!
May you choke on your eyelash!
May your teeth grow longer than your beard!
May a tree grow up in your hand!
Corns should grow on your nose!
Your nose should drip like a faucet!
Your beard should grow upward and cover your face!
It should stink from your nose!
Your head should shrink to the size of a peanut!
A hernia should grow on your head!
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket!
May the sweat from a thousand camels infest your armpits! (
)
Six eggs to you and half a dozen of hem rotten!
May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch!
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that Jesus Christ himself couldn't find you with a telescope!
May she marry a ghost, and bear him a kitten and may the high king of glory permit it to get the mange!
May he devil grab the whey-faced slut by the hair and beat bad manners out of her skin for a year!
May little pigs eat you on your journey!
May fire blast the eyes of the thief who stole my bananas!
Evil shall devour you!
Curse of the Gypsy: May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same place, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year!
Wind on the sea, tidal wave of foam, tangles in her hair she can never comb!
Remember a curse sticks to noone but the curser ...
Let the head of the curser be baked in the oven, served up as food for me, dead and gone to the night!
A bad end should catch up with you!
Peace, love and masturbation!!
May a hot searing pain strike your entrails!
May the day you were born be erased from the calender!
You should be hanging from a cliff while your mother tries to remember your father's name!
May your finger get stuck in your nose!
You should choke on pudding!
You should be like a chandelier, hung by day and burned by night!
You should lie in the deepest hell!
Your intestines should crawl out!
Your tongue should dry out!
You should become pregnant with toothpicks!
Pieces should fall off from you!
A devil should ride on top of your father's father!
It should ring from your ears continuously!
You should crawl on the walls!
You should grow like a turnip, with head down and roots up!
May you choke on your eyelash!
May your teeth grow longer than your beard!
May a tree grow up in your hand!
Corns should grow on your nose!
Your nose should drip like a faucet!
Your beard should grow upward and cover your face!
It should stink from your nose!
Your head should shrink to the size of a peanut!
A hernia should grow on your head!
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket!
May the sweat from a thousand camels infest your armpits! (
)
Six eggs to you and half a dozen of hem rotten!
May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch!
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind, illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that Jesus Christ himself couldn't find you with a telescope!
May she marry a ghost, and bear him a kitten and may the high king of glory permit it to get the mange!
May he devil grab the whey-faced slut by the hair and beat bad manners out of her skin for a year!
May little pigs eat you on your journey!
May fire blast the eyes of the thief who stole my bananas!
Evil shall devour you!
Curse of the Gypsy: May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same place, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year!
Wind on the sea, tidal wave of foam, tangles in her hair she can never comb!
Remember a curse sticks to noone but the curser ...
Let the head of the curser be baked in the oven, served up as food for me, dead and gone to the night!
A bad end should catch up with you!
Peace, love and masturbation!!
Bone