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If You Have Kids
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:52 am
by Logic
How old are you and how old are they?
If the baby is unborn; how old are you and how old is the fetus?
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:14 pm
by JaNell
I'm 39; my kids are 16 and 6.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:02 pm
by The_Lady_Aphrodite
I am 24 and they are 5 turning 6 next week and 3
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:25 pm
by ms.tangledwebs
Don't you know it is rude to ask a lady her age? j/k
I am 23 and my mini me is 3 turning 4 in a month.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 6:52 pm
by Mother Mo
I'm 31. My daughter is about to be 14 in February, & my son is 11.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:02 pm
by Hardcoregirl
I'm almost 24 and my brat will be 9 in February.
Yes, I'm too young to have a 9 year old.
Why am I afraid to give you this information?
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:17 pm
by ms.tangledwebs
Buttercup wrote:Why am I afraid to give you this information?
That is almost what I was thinking.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:26 pm
by Codeine Coma
::Waits for Logic's knife to stick into the innocent::
I hope there is a positive motive behind this thread...But,somehow I doubt that.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 2:08 am
by Logic
Ye have little faith.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:34 am
by DaRkAlF
i'm bad at math but i got a girl pregnant when i was 17 and again when i was 19
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:36 am
by DaRkAlF
not the same girl i mean. i would never have sex with a mother because of some deep seated issues i have with my childhood
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:38 pm
by The Fallen
DaRkAlF wrote:not the same girl i mean. i would never have sex with a mother because of some deep seated issues i have with my childhood
by having sex with a girl and getting her pregnant, thereby making her a mother, you already had sex with a mother...

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:27 am
by Painsure
I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:02 am
by ophelia
Painsure wrote:I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.
LAME
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:49 am
by Arkady
ophelia wrote:
LAME
That's an understatement.

Nice lights at Sanctus BTW.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:22 am
by Painsure
ophelia wrote:Painsure wrote:I am actually 36 and have yet to spawn successfully. I feel the boss is festering my seed until it is ready to perform its corrosive task. I shall offer my first born at the Necromantic altar for a draught blood-letting. My father/creator did it for me and it really seems to have put everything in focus for me. I realize that pain is the gateway for salvation. This initial ritual releases the first three quills of 'Devils Blood' from the offspring eliminating the possibilty that he is afflicted by the serpents tongue. Drank at the alter of consciousness' gate this help to procure the ipenal gland of said child. Awareness is then imminent.
LAME
At least Im not showing the signs of my mortality. I guess I mean you look old and haggard!! Repent wench.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:28 am
by ophelia
Painsure wrote:At least Im not showing the signs of my mortality. I guess I mean you look old and haggard!! Repent wench.
Hahahahaha...
That's funny. Uh oh, I guess I shouldn't mess with Texas!
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:30 am
by ophelia
Arkady wrote:ophelia wrote:
LAME
That's an understatement.

Nice lights at Sanctus BTW.

Thanks!

Friends kept threatening to spill their drinks and electricute me!
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:44 am
by Logic
Jank thread.
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:29 am
by iblis
ophelia wrote:LAME
What's disturbing is, this guy is probably serious.