http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

my results:


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 19, 2028
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Suicide (16%)
Confusion (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Overdose (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

January 9, 2025
at the age of 43 years old.


On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Confusion (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

March 19, 2037
Age: 63
Most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (21%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Be prepared. I am expected to die on:

FEBRUARY 3, 2059 at the age of 68 years old
I am most likely to die from :
Cancer(35%)
Suicide(9%)
Alien Abduction(9%)
Drowning(8%)
Horrible Accident(7%)
Heart Attack(5%)
Homicide(5%)

December 28, 2036

Cancer (34%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 26, 2040
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Homicide (17%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)


So someone gets to kill me before I kill them??? How unfair. And boring way to die. Dammit.

I'll most likely die from cancer November 20, 2043. I'll be 60 years old.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 24, 2035
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Overdose (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)





I'm dying here!!!

cancer 27%, drowning 14%, horrible accident 10%, Heart attack 7% , third degree burns 5%, alcohlism 5%, overdose 5%
accually i think i will commit suicide.......