Warning!

I shall be at Asylum tonight. I am, tonight, a total bitch! Doc is running me out of the house so he can have some peace and quiet. I will be getting fall-down drunk.

You have been warned.

Goody goody

I though grace and good fortune.. will be there tonight. Black velvet skirt and all! ;o)

Ok.. gotta stop my new forum adiction and get to Asylum...

*tries to pull herself away*

hey! drink one for me, while you're at it.

iblis wrote:hey! drink one for me, while you're at it.

I'm hella broke, but I'll drink whattever anyone buys me.

MahoganyDawn wrote:

iblis wrote:hey! drink one for me, while you're at it.

I'm hella broke, but I'll drink whattever anyone buys me.

for some reason, i kept reading this as "i'll drink whenever someone buys me."

and each time, i almost replied, "how much do you cost?".

it's bad when you're a smart ass to your own mistaken interpretations.

LadyIvanna wrote:I shall be at Asylum tonight. I am, tonight, a total bitch!

At least we made you laugh.

Sorry I left early guys. Wasn't in a very good mood. Thought I would leave before my mood became contagious. *hugs to everyone*

shadow dancer wrote:

LadyIvanna wrote:I shall be at Asylum tonight. I am, tonight, a total bitch!

At least we made you laugh.

Yes, you guys did. Not only did you make me laugh, I , at some point, stopped being a bitch and was just very, very, very ,very drunk.
Thank you, mafiaman, for letting me sit on your lap and cry. Fortunantly, the way I wore my makeup, it didn't smear.
Thank you, ShadowDancer, for directing me to the bathroom. I really appreciate you making sure that I walked there instead of crawling on my hands & knees.
Thank you, mafia & pan, for keeping a close eye on the psycho case that was there.
Thank you, Vader, for puncturing my flesh. Remind me to kick you again sometime.
I could go on & on. Thank you everyone for helping me to be back to the shiny, happy person we all know and cringe away from.

LadyIvanna wrote:

shadow dancer wrote:

LadyIvanna wrote:I shall be at Asylum tonight. I am, tonight, a total bitch!

At least we made you laugh.

Yes, you guys did. Not only did you make me laugh, I , at some point, stopped being a bitch and was just very, very, very ,very drunk.
Thank you, mafiaman, for letting me sit on your lap and cry. Fortunantly, the way I wore my makeup, it didn't smear.
Thank you, mafia & pan, for keeping a close eye on the psycho case that was there.
I could go on & on. Thank you everyone for helping me to be back to the shiny, happy person we all know and cringe away from.

The only reason why you are shiny is because we haven't removed the outer oxide layer from your body yet. Either that or you've been rolling around in somebody's glitter....

My lap is available for your use anytime, buddy. I'm just a pudwhacker that way.

How in the Hells do you spell pudwhacker, anyways?

Come to think of it, it's beginning to become a habit for me to take care of intelligent, attractive, drunken women after a night of clubbing.

Damn my ethical sluttiness.....LOL

thread edited - it got way too personal for the forum.

Sorry folks - but I don't think any of you really want that sort of thing on here.

You are most correct, Vader. It made me sad. Thank you.

No problem keeping an eye on the psycho - I like psychos, they stay crunchy in milk. But seriously, bar predators make me sick. Can't stand that type of filth. And you weren't the only one that was being hassled. We WILL bounce any and all assholes that cause problems. Sanctus and Asylum are places to escape from that sort of shit. It won't be tolerated.
On another note, not being around here that often anymore, I missed entirely the portion of this thread that was deleted, although I understand my name had been pulled into it. I am uncertain regarding the details, but can only say for certain that had I seen such a thing I would not have sat by and allowed it to continue - I would have intervened. Now, I will readily admit that my attentions were more than a little focused on someone else, but still, I don't see how I could have missed such a thing. In short, I honestly didn't see anything of the sort that was described to me.

Yenta made a ma-atch!

Yenta made a ma-atch!

Yenta made a ma-atch!

LadyIvanna wrote:Yenta made a ma-atch!

Yenta made a ma-atch!

Yenta made a ma-atch!

hee hee....

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I have no idea what this was in relation to, but it's taken from the musical (Fiddler on the Roof) I am currently music directing, which is now playing at the Cumberland County Playhouse for the next four weekends. Email me if you are interested in seeing me wave my arms conducting a pit orchestra while simultaneously playing the piano.

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Yeah, Yenta made a match. She most certainly did - and I, for one (and hopefully she, for two), am thrilled. Thanks mucho. You're magick. By the by, might not make it to Asylum tonight. If not, give everyone my best.

Go get 'em Yenta!


(Within hours, I know I will get the obligatory "Fuck You" phone call. Music to my ears.)