Evil Dead parody song
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:01 am
Someone did a parody of "Pepper," by the Butthole Surfers, about the first Evil Dead movie:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/butt ... ers0.shtml
Scotty got with Shelly,
Shelly got with Sheryl.
They all went with me and Linda to the woods of Tennessee.
We found a tape recorder,
what we heard was pretty strange.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Sheryl stabbed Lin's ankle,
cuz' she liked the sound of pain.
Then we threw her in the celler,
and she laughed at us in vain.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.
Lost my mind in all due time,
as soon as spirits rose.
Now I've got my girlfriend's blood
all over my clean clothes.
Cheryl turned to normal but,
she had been telling lies.
She lured me by the cellar,
then she tried to gouge my eyes.
Some will die of chainsaw cuts,
and others nasty gashes.
Have to grab the evil book,
and turn it into ashes.
I curse the day we found the book
atop that gloomy mountain.
And I know my days are numbered,
so I might as well be counting.
There I stood out in the woods,
the cabin called my name.
Now I'm fighting for my life,
and trying to keep sane.
In the shed, the shovel lurks.
I grabbed it in my stead.
Then I used it as a sword
and chopped off Linda's head.
GARBELED VOICES: Join us.
We're gonna' get you.
Klaatu, Baraada, Niktu.
Shelly took a sharpened knife,
and started to attack us.
Burned the book to ashes,
but it came back like a virus.
Cheryl was molested
by the nasty tree branch rapists.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Shelly got possessed,
and then I tried to knock her dead.
However Scotty was a better shot,
he got her in the head.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.
Lost my mind.
I'm in a bind,
and this the evil knows.
Lined my loved one's graves together,
neatly in two rows.
In the end,
I'll have revenge,
by dawn's outbreak of light.
The evil took me by surprise,
then took me on a flight.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/butt ... ers0.shtml
Scotty got with Shelly,
Shelly got with Sheryl.
They all went with me and Linda to the woods of Tennessee.
We found a tape recorder,
what we heard was pretty strange.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Sheryl stabbed Lin's ankle,
cuz' she liked the sound of pain.
Then we threw her in the celler,
and she laughed at us in vain.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.
Lost my mind in all due time,
as soon as spirits rose.
Now I've got my girlfriend's blood
all over my clean clothes.
Cheryl turned to normal but,
she had been telling lies.
She lured me by the cellar,
then she tried to gouge my eyes.
Some will die of chainsaw cuts,
and others nasty gashes.
Have to grab the evil book,
and turn it into ashes.
I curse the day we found the book
atop that gloomy mountain.
And I know my days are numbered,
so I might as well be counting.
There I stood out in the woods,
the cabin called my name.
Now I'm fighting for my life,
and trying to keep sane.
In the shed, the shovel lurks.
I grabbed it in my stead.
Then I used it as a sword
and chopped off Linda's head.
GARBELED VOICES: Join us.
We're gonna' get you.
Klaatu, Baraada, Niktu.
Shelly took a sharpened knife,
and started to attack us.
Burned the book to ashes,
but it came back like a virus.
Cheryl was molested
by the nasty tree branch rapists.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Shelly got possessed,
and then I tried to knock her dead.
However Scotty was a better shot,
he got her in the head.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.
Lost my mind.
I'm in a bind,
and this the evil knows.
Lined my loved one's graves together,
neatly in two rows.
In the end,
I'll have revenge,
by dawn's outbreak of light.
The evil took me by surprise,
then took me on a flight.
