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about masturbation
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:33 am
by BearDragonLady
So, one is curious to know... where is the strangest/most intersting place you've ever masturbated?
~bear
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:42 am
by JaNell
Apply the brakes there, missy! Shouldn't you drive this topic over to the spanking board? Think we want that kind of traffic around here?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:20 am
by AuralFixation
I used to work at the bigest comic book warehouse in the country, mile high comics....they had allot of japanese comics..and so did i..every day.........come to think of it thats prolly why i got fired........huh
oh you said you didnt want that kind of traffic.....um my reverse is broken
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:38 am
by Malakelle
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Me I am pretty boreing, the normal places, public bathrooms at work, my car, Church, Walmart dressing rooms, Nothing wild and crazy here
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:50 pm
by FalseAbsolution
Hum...... let me think here...... no where too odd for a goth..... a graveyard actually.
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:53 am
by BearDragonLady

lovely... haven't done it in a graveyard yet... was actually thinking about it, and I guess I've not been terribly creative with masturbation...sex , yes, masturbation, no... something to work on I suppose

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:54 pm
by scarecrow
While driving down the interstate.......
**laffs at the intake of spanky in KG**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:16 pm
by junkie christ
KF spanky......fun
KG spanky....... wash your hands later
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:41 pm
by miz kitty
I had an incident while driving, and minutes later I had a wreck! Be careful and at least pull over!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:37 pm
by JaNell
miz kitty wrote:I had an incident while driving, and minutes later I had a wreck! Be careful and at least pull over!

See, those stick shifts can be dangerous!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:07 pm
by FalseAbsolution
BearDragonLady wrote::D lovely... haven't done it in a graveyard yet... was actually thinking about it, and I guess I've not been terribly creative with masturbation...sex , yes, masturbation, no... something to work on I suppose

Sex is great in a Graveyard, i've done it a few times. and would love to do it a few more times as well.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:06 pm
by Mercurygriffin
In Iblis's ear.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:50 pm
by iblis
Mercurygriffin wrote:In Iblis's ear.
Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but
that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.
Not that I'm saying that's a
bad thing...
Myself, the oddest place I've abused the monkey would have to be in someone else's hospital bed... while it was occupied by said patient.
They were still out due to the anesthesia, having just come out of surgery.

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:28 pm
by Malakelle
iblis wrote:Mercurygriffin wrote:In Iblis's ear.
Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but
that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.
Not that I'm saying that's a
bad thing...

I rember that, I was there, It looked like alot of fun, but poor me, I forgot the strap on, We could of hit it from both ears.
**wonders off mumbling about ear banging**
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:17 pm
by QueenOfTheFlock
iblis wrote:Myself, the oddest place I've abused the monkey would have to be in someone else's hospital bed... while it was occupied by said patient.
They were still out due to the anesthesia, having just come out of surgery.

Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:55 am
by div
iblis wrote:Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.
I think you perhaps mistyped this. If he'd been going at it in your ear, it should have read:
iblis wrote:you fucking a weirdo.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:54 am
by iblis
div wrote:iblis wrote:Just within my general area makes it strange enough; but that kind of proximity to me makes you a fucking weirdo.
I think you perhaps mistyped this. If he'd been going at it in your ear, it should have read:
iblis wrote:you fucking a weirdo.

I must admit, you
do have a valid point, there.

QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.
Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:55 pm
by QueenOfTheFlock
iblis wrote:QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.
Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz.

Well, it's forgivable since nothing got into any of my open wounds. *wince*
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:24 pm
by iblis
QueenOfTheFlock wrote:iblis wrote:QueenOfTheCock wrote:Funny, I don't remember seeing you at the hospital...but I guess that would explain that awful mess on the sheets.
Of course you didn't see me. I have mad ninja skillz.

Well, it's forgivable since nothing got into any of my open wounds. *wince*
Hahahaha.
Salty!
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:25 pm
by miz kitty
Just for the record, I drive an automatic...no shiftknob involved.
