Mercurygriffin wrote:on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :x

This rumor has been eliminated by fact.

Bing!

i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing...

Nemesis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing...

You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".

white_darkness wrote:

Nemesis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing...

You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".

You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer!

i heard there going to stop making beer on saturday.
also i heard the end of the world was sunday.

JaNell has fake boobies.

iblis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:

Nemesis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing...

You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".

You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer!

i split that one killians with ya the other night dick...!!:twisted: lol
but really, if i ever found out that anybeer i have drank in my life had no alkie in it, the next sound you would hear is a gun with a U-shaped barrell blowing my skull off.

junkie christ wrote:

iblis wrote:You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer!

i split that one killians with ya the other night dick...!!:twisted: lol
but really, if i ever found out that anybeer i have drank in my life had no alkie in it, the next sound you would hear is a gun with a U-shaped barrell blowing my skull off.

Ok, I've been proven wrong. That was a good Killians.

DarkVader wrote:JaNell has fake boobies.

LOL

Oh, hell yeah! And I had 'em outfitted with a cyborg Extra Points™ breastmilk producton kit for nursing my kids, which explains their very high IQs...

is it true?

realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?

Which rumor?

realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?

Yes... and of course I am a liar...

All of it!

This thread has gotten me so paranoid I shall never leave my house again.

Nemesis wrote:

realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?

Yes... and of course I am a liar...

Nem's actually Henry Rollins in real life.

He came up with this persona, originally known as "Slim Nem", to avoid the fans.

Since "Slim Nem" has been such a success, he's been chosen as the successor to the Slim Goodbody tradition,


"Nem Gothbody"

He'll have to do something about that spastic colon first.....

Sir Diddimus wrote:He'll have to do something about that spastic colon first.....

So you've actually seen him dance, then?

I heard that Ibbie is shacking up with two sexy women!