Two quickies:

Why is it that while it's damn rare to run into a good looking woman who can actually see that she's hot, there are no such problems running into a fugly woman - say, one who closely resembles a Yiddish troll - who thinks she's the best thing to hit the planet since the discovery of masturbation?

Why does cheese taste so damn good? I mean, really: it's mold.

satanskitten wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

is there an end to the Q&A thread at NG??

I wish that thing would die. Oy...at least this one your answers typically come from one person, and you get to delve into the madness that is their mind to some degree...

Steak or ribs?

iblis wrote:Two quickies:

Why is it that while it's damn rare to run into a good looking woman who can actually see that she's hot, there are no such problems running into a fugly woman - say, one who closely resembles a Yiddish troll - who thinks she's the best thing to hit the planet since the discovery of masturbation?

Why does cheese taste so damn good? I mean, really: it's mold.

looks Q: man i have this complaint with people CONSTANTLY and just dont fucking know. i dont know if its they know they are the shit and want the attn or what the fuck is going on. couldnt answer it.. i dunno if its they want the extra attn or theyve been abused to not thinking it..... dunno.

cheese? i dunno humans are a virus, mold for food just seems to make sense.

white_darkness wrote:

satanskitten wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

is there an end to the Q&A thread at NG??

I wish that thing would die. Oy...at least this one your answers typically come from one person, and you get to delve into the madness that is their mind to some degree...

Steak or ribs?

ribs, but only if you tear em outta the still bleeding body.....

How much rum can a junkie christ chug, if a junkie christ could chug rum?

The Fallen wrote:How much rum can a junkie christ chug, if a junkie christ could chug rum?

junkie cant chug rum, but he can take a liter out shot for shot in under an hour and walk a str8 line.......
lol
good question gee-orgy.....
hehe
lets by sum rum and find out....

Will the next 6 months go by as quickly as the last?

Why won't my roommates dog behave?

and how much longer will my cat be in heat?

satanskitten wrote:Will the next 6 months go by as quickly as the last?
Why won't my roommates dog behave?
and how much longer will my cat be in heat?

faster or slower. it depends on how much your waiting. when you enjoy life it goes by quickly. your not thinking about it. when you are, seconds turn to days.....

because it doesnt want too. it doesnt see the world in the confines of what you and your roomie deem acceptable. its not a human, its a dog. why should it understand human rules? how good are you with dog rules?

you cat will be in heat till it fucks enough objects to knock it outta heat. go find a REALLY hung cat and let it fuck her till she walks crooked for a month. that should knock her outta it.....

When will it all end.....

And most importantly "Why?"

junkie christ wrote:its not a human, its a dog. why should it understand human rules? how good are you with dog rules?

Dog rules are simple: Eat. Shit. Piss. Play. Fuck.

Anything else is a tentative agreement between the owner and the human.

iblis wrote:Dog rules are simple: Eat. Shit. Piss. Play. Fuck.

Anything else is a tentative agreement between the owner and the human.

hey i thought those were guy rules.?

briarus wrote:

iblis wrote:Dog rules are simple: Eat. Shit. Piss. Play. Fuck.

Anything else is a tentative agreement between the owner and the human.

hey i thought those were guy rules.?

Sure, but for guy rules, you also have "Consume mass quantities of alcohol."

scarecrow wrote:When will it all end.....

And most importantly "Why?"

it will end when the humans finally fuck themselves outta this spiral of existance

why? because humans are fucktards

iblis wrote:

briarus wrote:

iblis wrote:Dog rules are simple: Eat. Shit. Piss. Play. Fuck.
Anything else is a tentative agreement between the owner and the human.

hey i thought those were guy rules.?

Sure, but for guy rules, you also have "Consume mass quantities of alcohol."

and the try to con your girlfriend into anal sex thing. cant leave out that guy rule. hhahahahaahahahaha.

junkie christ wrote:]
and the try to con your girlfriend into anal sex thing. cant leave out that guy rule. hhahahahaahahahaha.

You guys obviously aren't meeting the right kind of women...

Buttercup wrote:

junkie christ wrote:]
and the try to con your girlfriend into anal sex thing. cant leave out that guy rule. hhahahahaahahahaha.

You guys obviously aren't meeting the right kind of women...

ive been saying that for years.......
and when you do meet good women, thats the only trait they lack... lol.

then there's those that will try it but the guy doesn't want to...


anyways..


what are cats looking at when they just sit there and stare?

will KF ever get smileys?

satanskitten wrote:then there's those that will try it but the guy doesn't want to...

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! THAT HAPPENS?????????? REALLY???
i meet the WRONG WOMEN. lol

what are cats looking at when they just sit there and stare?

plotting your pointless monkey lives, wondering, watching, and waiting as your monkey skin frets over the obvious instead of just existing......
then its plotting killing you and taking your worldly possesions and wondering how much they will sell on Ebay for...........