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Nemesis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

Yeah... thanks a lot for the Yeast Infection You dirty bastard... I'm squirting out buttermilk by the gallon and baking bread by the loaf..! Who's hungry??? :lol:



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Bone wrote:
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Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everbody
Elvis is still "The King"




Yes, but we are the secret ones that stole the preciuos "Elvis Fish"
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CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".
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JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".


:shock:...how did you find out!!!!
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JaNell wrote:Well, you know that Bone actually supports himself between DJ jobs as an Elvis impersonator...

Actually as Preacher and Medium for the "First Church of Elvis"
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Pharinet wrote:
Bone wrote:
*Bone sings -
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everbody
Elvis is still "The King"




Yes, but we are the secret ones that stole the preciuos "Elvis Fish"

:evil: The wrath of "Elvis" shall fall follow you... uh huh!
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BearDragonLady wrote:
JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".


:shock:...how did you find out!!!!


because he's so smurfy.
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hanid wrote:
BearDragonLady wrote:
JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".


:shock:...how did you find out!!!!


because he's so smurfy.


Yeah, he's Smurfelicious!
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Bone wrote:
JaNell wrote:Well, you know that Bone actually supports himself between DJ jobs as an Elvis impersonator...

Actually as Preacher and Medium for the "First Church of Elvis"


Sorry, I forgot.

~goes off singing~

Elvis is everywhere,
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JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".



Yes....whenever I speak of dying my hair....I am actually dying it brown. Blue IS my natural hair color, as those who have seen me naked will attest.


On a side note....we just happen to have had the discussion about our childeren having purple hair this last Monday......how odd!
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i heard a rumor nemesis giggles like a school girl if you stand behind him and scream RIPPPPPPPPPPP
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junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor nemesis giggles like a school girl if you stand behind him and scream RIPPPPPPPPPPP

:lol:
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celticsmith wrote:Yes....whenever I speak of dying my hair....I am actually dying it brown. Blue IS my natural hair color, as those who have seen me naked will attest.


Thats a mental image I just didn't need right now... :lol:
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on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :cry: :evil: :x
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I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...
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Mercurygriffin wrote:on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :cry: :evil: :x


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I heard that Mr. Junkie Christ has been drinking Febreeze as a cheaper replacement for Jack Daniels... :shrug: just something I heard... :lol:
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JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...
:-x

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing...:oops: don't I feel like a horses ass... :lol:
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Nemesis wrote:
JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...
:-x

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing...:oops: don't I feel like a horses ass... :lol:


I don't know, do you feel like a horse's ass?
Never mind, I'll just ask around...
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JaNell wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...
:-x

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing...:oops: don't I feel like a horses ass... :lol:


I don't know, do you feel like a horse's ass?
Never mind, I'll just ask around...
:twisted:

He he... fair enough... :lol:
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