The Quote Thread

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:47 pm

I hate the sun, but sometimes it is nice to know that it is there. - johnny rotten

jinx · Post by **jinx** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:10 am

no one can make you feel inferior without your consent=eleanor reagan
it is better to be hated for who you are,than loved for who you're not-(can't remember name)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:13 am

The Fallen wrote:We drink! - The Asheville Pirate Raid Crew

AHEM. thats my game bitch. me and punkrockjoe hold the rights to YouDrink, i hold them to WeDrink...
:fuckoff:

lol.
had to set the record straight...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:28 am

"i take this gun out of my mouth and point it at you"-daxx riggs

only a few people will get this one: " no fucking way he has the balls to show his face after fucking with my Jinx and pissing me off. man the hate parade it totally gonna roll over his shit and then we will go eat krstyals drink beer and watch porno cuz DAMN disfiguring someone for like makes me hella hungry. you drink."--me last night... tick tock hate parade.

"you drink"- punkrockjoe

"that whole rebellion in heaven thing was started because lucifers beelzabuddy wasnt matching up to the other angels in the shower"
im gonna repost my old ones:
"a birth certificate is nothing more than an apology letter from a condom factory" - sebuda

"But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer - Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear - Daddy has sores on his private parts oozing with puss -I think that's why your mommy left us " -- stephen lynch

BlackCat · Post by **BlackCat** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:50 am

Sorry about the quote thing was a good idea at the time...

I did not know that one was back in the list of post or I would have added to it.

:oops:

BlackCat · Post by **BlackCat** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:01 am

karmakaze wrote:I hate the sun, but sometimes it is nice to know that it is there. - johnny rotten

After tonight this is the way I feel as of Now!

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:52 am

BlackCat wrote:Sorry about the quote thing was a good idea at the time...

I did not know that one was back in the list of post or I would have added to it.

It was WAY back there...don't even worry about it!! I just thought I'd add some others that we had listed, and the quickest way was to put a link!

Thanks for your quotes!

deadjester · Post by **deadjester** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:45 pm

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automaticaly and without pitty."
-- Robert A. Heinlein--

deadjester · Post by **deadjester** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:48 pm

"The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of flying. There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. the knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it. The first part is easy. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward wit hall your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt. that is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties."
--Douglas Adams--

deadjester · Post by **deadjester** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:49 pm

The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"
--Tatsuya Ishida--

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:31 pm

deadjester wrote:The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"
--Tatsuya Ishida--

i like that one.

BlackCat · Post by **BlackCat** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:20 am

deadjester wrote:The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"
--Tatsuya Ishida--

Tatsuya Ishida !! Thats the author of one of my favorite comic strips SinFest!!

http://www.sinfest.net/

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:38 am

"Hope is a waking dream." - Aristotle

"Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage." - Babylonian Talmud

"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." - Malcolm X

"We need men who can dream of things that never were." - John F. Kennedy

"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle

"The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf." - Shakti Gawain

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." - Sir Julian Huxley

"Change your thoughts and you change your world." - Norman Vincent Peale

"The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." - William Gibson

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:39 am

Check out sum of theze: http://www.freemaninstitute.com/buttons.htm
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/bumper.htm

BlackCat · Post by **BlackCat** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:02 pm

The Stormstress wrote:Check out sum of theze: http://www.freemaninstitute.com/buttons.htm
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/bumper.htm

I need this one to give to some of my coworkers who pop the wrap while on the production lines... "Therapy is expensive, popping' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose."

Thanks for the laugh!

Derk Jyslexic · Post by **Derk Jyslexic** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:34 pm

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:14 am

"When the authorities tell you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening

"Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." - Margaret Atwood

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim

"Moooo! Mooooo! I'm voodoo cursing you! MOOOOO!" - Happy Noodle Boy

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:21 am

" if i could see my way outside
i wouldnt lie to call you the light.
if i could survive while stuck inside
i would not fear the cold of night"-the_g0ne

Mellifluosity · Post by **Mellifluosity** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:24 pm

"If I'm alone, I'd rather be here than home;
I like to have a song to sing."
-Clandestine

"Use any openings you can find to get yourselves off."
-Ron Luchsinger, director for Turandot, to the chorus on making a quick exit offstage.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:24 pm

True immortality is living a life worht remembering. - Brandon Lee