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If it's not covered by one of those other categories, you should probably talk about it here. Be nice.
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iblis wrote:
Asher wrote:how exactly does one get cyber-stalked anyway?

well, first you piss off a geek. then they write some code, code that discovers your IP address (i'm not going into detail on how to do this as THEY might be reading this). then said geek does some detective work and figures out what city/state/country that IP belongs to.

then they read all of your posts, and run them through google. if you're online a lot, they'll find things. remember, while you might get your kicks out of getting 8 to 10 hours of sleep at night, your average angsty geek lives and breathes caffiene. they can go weeks at a time without sleep, and only suffer mild hallucinations - most of which they experience anyway.

sometimes the things they find lead to discovering your real name, address, and/or phone #, all of which can further lead to them finding out even more about you.

then, depending on how desperate / insane the person is, they either dismiss you as too much gas money to waste on, or follow you everywhere and eventually kill and eat your favorite chia pet, or maybe just sacrifice your first born to heathen gods a talentless writer developed and published a series about during a 'dry phase'.

of course, if it's a geek with a sense of humor, they'll just wait until you're on vacation, tie a decapitated barbie doll to a bag of shit, place it on your bed, and set it on fire.


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hahaha..maaaan i wanna be cyber stalked!





i really should get a life.
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Asher wrote:hahaha..maaaan i wanna be cyber stalked!


Take lots of webcam whore shots, and be sure to be honest about everything on your profile.... except for status.... always single.
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Asher wrote:hahaha..maaaan i wanna be cyber stalked!


Actually I only do real life stalking, but!!! if you want me to stalk you, you have to come pick me up first. ;)
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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-goes an picks George up-

you're hired!
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As for the young people on MySpace I would sure like to meet some...every fucking message I get is from some 32 year old guy with no job living at his mom's asking if I want to go get Waffle house at 4 am...CHRIST!


your haveing the same damn thing happening too?!godamn those creepy assholes piss me off!they don't even read half my shit...

but as far the findagoth shit,the kids that post on there don't know what the real world is..fact I don't really know what the real is too,but I know cutting myself isn't going to prove anything..beside the fact I'm stupid if I do!
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