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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:55 pm
by Balance
i convinced my sister she was adopted when she was 6 or 7. she cried for weeks. she still was iffy about it all the way up to 12 yrs old. hahahaha.
awfull
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:04 pm
by uncle goth
my wife covinced her teenage son that if he masterbates he"ll use his times up. you only get so many times and then it quits working. now he's 30 ,married,and probably still worries about it.
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:57 am
by Balance
that is retarded and disturbing on so many levels.
Re: cereal
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:58 am
by badkiity
DISGUSTIPATED wrote:My friend and I were living together and we didn't have much
to eat . Nothing at all really due to other habits and bills .
I had just bought a box of my favorite childhood cereal and
was intent on eating the whole box myself . Even though it
wasn't the best or most expensive cereal out there (Kaboom's)
I got extremly irrate when my friend poured herself a bowl .
Even though I knew there was nothing else to eat I demanded
she pour the cereal back into the box and leave it alone .
I feel like such an asshole now . How f-ing selfish was that .
She would've shared her last crumb of bread with me if it
came down to it .There I was too selfish to share a box of cereal ,
that was full ,with her just because it reminded me of my childhood
& the fact I hadn't seen it in years . Some friend I was .
Anyway I'm sorry . You know who you are & you know who I am.
I know I have already apologized but that still doesn't make up
for it .
Ya Som Koza a mean , ugly koza
HeeHeeHee!Yep!You'll never be able to forget that!But I forgave you that very moment.I think the meanest thing I did was moving out and leaving the key and a note in the mailbox for you to find later on.I'm really sorry about that too.I still feel horrible about it even though it was almost 7 years ago.

worst
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 8:50 pm
by uncle goth
ok charming, fess up what's your worst? after all you started this or are you just looking for ideas?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:30 pm
by iblis
That's hard to say.
Once - and this was a long time ago, in a galaxy far away - when a friend of mine and I were smoking weed, I farted into a bag, and got her to shotgun it.
But really, the worst thing I've ever done would have to be considering making a
goatse rollercoaster flash animation. That was Bad™.

Re: worst
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:43 pm
by kissmeblack
uncle goth wrote:ok charming, fess up what's your worst? after all you started this or are you just looking for ideas?
Curiosity, I guess you could say...

Re: worst
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 11:50 pm
by ophelia
uncle goth wrote:ok charming, fess up what's your worst? after all you started this or are you just looking for ideas?
Eh, she's just checking out the competition.

Re: worst
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 12:37 pm
by kissmeblack
ophelia wrote:uncle goth wrote:ok charming, fess up what's your worst? after all you started this or are you just looking for ideas?
Eh, she's just checking out the competition.

Darling, you've figured me out

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:06 pm
by RavenLunatic
I cut the cheese standing in a long ass line at WalMart & to my surprise it was quite RANK! Everyone was discusted! Some guy walked by & my sister said, "I bet it was that guy, he looks guilty!" I never said a word & just played along, until we got outside & I told her it was me! LOL

Good times...
Re: awfull
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:30 pm
by junkie christ
uncle goth wrote:my wife covinced her teenage son that if he masterbates he"ll use his times up. you only get so many times and then it quits working. now he's 30 ,married,and probably still worries about it.
thats goddamned genious.
worst thing ive ever done?
im not answering this
ive done alot of really really really really shitty things in my life and reading some peoples "this is the worst thing ive ever done" really makes me feel like smoking chief sinner here.
i am getting a kick outta this thread outside of that.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 5:30 am
by Balance
bet you haven't drugged anyones drink. Oh, wait a minute...you have.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 11:01 am
by junkie christ
Balance wrote:bet you haven't drugged anyones drink. Oh, wait a minute...you have.
it doesnt count when its your own drink.never done it to another person. that would be a waste.
did sell for a while a few years back(have to keep the lights on somehow), but never forced them on anyone. thats just fuckin wrong. and expensive.
ive done alot of questionable shit in my life, but that is not one of them.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:27 pm
by 4X541N7
Balance wrote:bet you haven't drugged anyones drink. Oh, wait a minute...you have.
Hey, Tommy...Bet you haven't taken advantage of a near pass-out girl...Oh, wait...YA HAVE...Dick...
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:54 pm
by gwenhwyfar
alright now children!
don't make this thread turn around and get locked!
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:56 pm
by 4X541N7
gwenhwyfar wrote:alright now children!
don't make this thread turn around and get locked!
Shhhh....Everything is nice...Everything is good...Close your eyes, child...hehehe...
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:01 pm
by gwenhwyfar
new subject!
mine is prolly a tie between:
verbally wishing evil things upon one's genitals.
and being a complete bitch to some guy at fiction when he asked me to dance. i even told him to fuck off.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:03 pm
by Balance
first of all i was referring to someone who is too afraid, embarrased or ashamed to say their real name in public putting something in MINE, when i know for a FACT that happened.
second, i'm not even listening to someone with a bunch of numbers and letters for a name who knocks up stupid bitches as a passtime saying that i've ever done shit like that.
shit, a player i might be-but i'm fucking not a molester. Say that me and i wont even hit you with my fist, i'll just slap the shit out of you.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:06 pm
by gwenhwyfar
and here we go
countdown starts now
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:06 pm
by Coor
<---is entertained...