thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east. they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!! a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere! step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe. and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs! fucking demons!
Oooooh, this sounds like FUN! Can I come over to your place sometime?
thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east. they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!! a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere! step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe. and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs! fucking demons!
Duh.. they originated in Oak Ridge. Need we say anymore.
Don't hurt the poor crickets! They're just trying to survive like everybody else. If you really need to torture something, I know a few well deserving people As far as monsters, I have to go with vampires-you get power, death and destruction, and sensuality all at once....how do you top that? (and yeah, I love all the Anne Rice books-possibly even better now with the combination of the witches and vampires in Blackwood Farm-I haven't got to read the one after that though...)
thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east. they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!! a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere! step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe. and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs! fucking demons!
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Will you kill mah ex?
Can i have $100,000.....no, i don't need a mil....i'm not greedy.
Can i have an unlimited supply of cheetos to eat without gaining weight?
Will you make all the clowns in the world die a torturous, horrible death?
Would you like an oreo to go with your belly rub?
OH! Can i have a unicycle?
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
As far as monsters, I have to go with vampires-you get power, death and destruction, and sensuality all at once....how do you top that? (and yeah, I love all the Anne Rice books-possibly even better now with the combination of the witches and vampires in Blackwood Farm-I haven't got to read the one after that though...)
