Mall Mission

[QueenOfTheFlock]

Now...if you guys would just support my nation-wide IQ test...we would know who was fair game...


Also, I do think that the mall is a place of Satan...But then again...I also think that the Whitehouse, Television, & The Internet are too...What are they gonna do...Crusify us?

I'm there...I completely support a nationwide IQ test if it will help to rid this place of the ignorants.

[Hardcoregirl]

Yes, ban the mall. It is evOl.

Spend all your hard earned money with Wasted Potential...even though it has the word "wasted" like Satan would want you to be and "Pot" which is another one of the devils tools.

[Nigredo]

Orange Julius-- I love those. And the rest of this is just crap. Who are these people? Must be Puritans....

[white_darkness]

Why get offended by it? Unless the issue ends up affecting you directly (ie. being attacked by one of these folks) just ignore them. After all, the heartbreakingly stupid are beneath notice.

Though it's actually kinda funny.

[punkrockjoe]

what do you guys care anyway?
the mall is gay
yeah, I wanna go be surrounded by 14 year old girls and juggalos who have nothing better to do but spend all day in a mall
it's commerce, man
you go, you buy shit, you leave
that's how it should be
'stead of hanging out all fuckin day
mallrats

no shit if the mall is an instrument of the devil then I think Spawn's clown had it right..."why does god hog all the good followers"??....

[Vachy]

So is this site fake or not? Kinda funny that they have a "shut down Landover Baptist" page, and it all seems kinda exagerrated, but I really can't tell. If it's real, sad.

[JealousofRegis]

no shit if the mall is an instrument of the devil then I think Spawn's clown had it right..."why does god hog all the good followers"??....

y'know, when I still actively bought comics, I loved Spawn, and the HBO cartoon is fuckin great(if you don't get the pg-13 version[well, even that's still okay]), but I didn't care for the movie


you are right, though

[g0dz3lla]

Don't dare speak of closing down the holiest church as God has so deemed himself, Landover Baptist! Betty Bowers would smack you!

[B_Ko]

Did anybody check out the 4 Kidz(!!!!!11) page? The best character is Hospiah the Kanga-Jew. I'm not kidding. Heres proof:


Also on the 4 Kidz (Holy Fuck! Jesus is so fucking rad 2 da max!!!!!!!1) is the professor giraffenstein thing. I had a lot of fun with this one. He has a Q & A thing where he answers questions about science, but is horribly wrong and stupid. One of the questions is "did adam and eve have belly buttons?" I can deal with his answer of "no", but follow the link he responds with. On the page, there's a picture of a girl with her navel showing. That's pretty bad. Then they captioned the picture. That's an insult to my intelligence. Then they call my intelligence's mother a fat whore and spit in it's eye. Hover your mouse over the picture. It should say something about "Girl with her navel showing. Copyright Eden Productions" or something. That's right. The image is god damned copyrighted. that means these people went out of their fucking way to show us a belly button. Because we're all stupid.
On a similar note, the one about cain's wife isn't entirely noteworthy until you get to the graph. None of the math makes sense. It assumes every person has a reproductive span of 500 years and a life span of 900 years. Wow.

Also, there are scads of atheist/coffee jokes i don't quite get. Please, someone explain.

Be sure to check out the art gallery. It made me laugh so hard I choked on the baby head i was eating. Heres a taste:

That's right. Jesus riding a god damn dinosaur.

[JaNell]

C'mon, I know y'all want a Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong to prevent the funny feelings that Satan puts in your no-no parts.