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^agreed^
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amazongoddess wrote:the one thing I've found that can become really hazardous is masturbating while driving. I've tried it once. It worked, but I almost wrecked. BAD IDEA!!! Too much frustration. Oh well...errrm...yeah. How did we get here?


I've done that a few times, I find it helps the long trips fly by, though I didn't come anywhere close to wrecking.
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Well when I tried it, I was going about 60mph, it was about 3AM, i was very tired, and highly frustrated. Great rush!!
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amazongoddess wrote:Well when I tried it, I was going about 60mph, it was about 3AM, i was very tired, and highly frustrated. Great rush!!


I've been in similar circumstance, though i typically do 80mph. It was a great way to get out of Northern Indiana.

Lessons learned on that trip:

1. Never take a state route through northern Indiana to Michigan, even if it is shorter.

2. Never get out of your car at state line because the scenery finally changed and kiss and hug the welcome to Michigan sign while a cop is nearby.

3. Always have napkins in your car.
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karmakaze wrote:i play video games and masturbate.

At the same time?
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iblis wrote:
karmakaze wrote:i play video games and masturbate.

At the same time?


sometimes. Thats what Henti Games are all about you know. all hail Water Closet!
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Well, this would b it 4 me ...
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Have peeps over for hot dogs & smores.
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Ooooh smores....for someone who hates mushrooms, I love smores :oops:
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em....before you start thinking that us weird Minnesotans put mushrooms in our smores...my tired brain meant marshmallows :D
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^it's ok dear...I'm sure mushrooms would be interesting to...though I would have to rushed to the hospital, because of the alergic reaction that would follow.^


OH AND THANK YOU to everyone for getting us away from the masturbating while driving discussion. While it was interesting, I'm finding out way more than i want to know about people, both on and off KG.
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Lol mushrooms may be interesting...but taste like shite and well..the whole allergic reaction thing isn't the most appealing event that could follow...soooo we'll stay away from those :-D
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agree...not breathing and the whole needle wherever they decide to stick it bit, isn't my idea of a good night. Yep, marshmallows work for me.
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WEll, now if you're talking about sticking things in random places...em..I should just stop there :-x lol
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nope...nothing fun like that. Just needles for my alergic reactions. :twisted:
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Maybe the doctor will be cute, though...man in uniform..ya know..
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always an enjoyable possibility. men in uniform are never a bad thing.
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