Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:02 pm
In no particular order:
- the most fetid evil in the known universe.
- Your mother.
- People who wouldn't be caught dead at thrift stores.
- Taking a monster crap and then finding out you're all out of toilet paper.
- Vegans and/or vegetarians who think their views on personal diet should be shared, or even humored.
- Anyone who does not enjoy learning.
- Fat people who blame the size of their ass on anything besides their own ability to cope with their nutritional needs.
- Anyone who doesn't think midgets are funny.
- Friends, E.R., ad nauseum.
- People who think Volkswagons are cool.
- Minorities who think they're something special, because they're minorities. *Psst! You're not.*
- People who can't take a joke.
- Idiot drivers who pay more attention to what's coming out of their cellphones than what's speeding towards them at deadly velocity.
- Crbcyr jub qba'g haqrefgnaq gur shaqnzragny arrq sbe rapelcgvba.
- People who are offended by "vulgar" language, but say "shit!" when they drop something or bump into something.
- Religious fanatics.
- People who not only don't RTFM, they don't even know what RTFM means.
- Anyone who voted for GWB in 2000.
- junkie_christ's black-hispanic-asian-american-midget sidekick, Minnie Mistah G'uano Yu.
- Anyone who still thinks GWB is a good prez.
- People who think that a person is defined by what they do for a living.
- The Pope.
- Your moral high ground.
- Anybody who thinks "network security" can be bought for $49.95, and installed on their Dell that's incidentally running WinXP.
- Ponytail holders that break.
- SCO.
- Beer farts.
- People who say that they can't get hangovers. (Riiight. Come drink with me, you'll lose that little illusion. Promise.)
- Rednecks.
- The Citrus Sickness. (Otherwise known as the "Go Vols, go!" plague, or the odd and disquieting urge to don orange clothing and act like a complete and total wanker.)
- People who take this list seriously.
- Poodles.
- Anyone who doesn't and/or wouldn't read for fun.
- People who don't read the fine print.
- My ability to avoid long and tedious rants.
- People who don't think the fine print applies to them.
- This godsforsaken thread, for taking so much time to list just a fraction of what sucks in my world today.
- AuralFixation's chubby.