Things that suck harder than a really good hoover!!!

[iblis]

In no particular order:

1. the most fetid evil in the known universe.
2. Your mother.
3. People who wouldn't be caught dead at thrift stores.
4. Taking a monster crap and then finding out you're all out of toilet paper.
5. Vegans and/or vegetarians who think their views on personal diet should be shared, or even humored.
6. Anyone who does not enjoy learning.
7. Fat people who blame the size of their ass on anything besides their own ability to cope with their nutritional needs.
8. Anyone who doesn't think midgets are funny.
9. Friends, E.R., ad nauseum.
10. People who think Volkswagons are cool.
11. Minorities who think they're something special, because they're minorities. *Psst! You're not.*
12. People who can't take a joke.
13. Idiot drivers who pay more attention to what's coming out of their cellphones than what's speeding towards them at deadly velocity.
14. Crbcyr jub qba'g haqrefgnaq gur shaqnzragny arrq sbe rapelcgvba.
15. People who are offended by "vulgar" language, but say "shit!" when they drop something or bump into something.
16. Religious fanatics.
17. People who not only don't RTFM, they don't even know what RTFM means.
18. Anyone who voted for GWB in 2000.
19. junkie_christ's black-hispanic-asian-american-midget sidekick, Minnie Mistah G'uano Yu.
20. Anyone who still thinks GWB is a good prez.
21. People who think that a person is defined by what they do for a living.
22. The Pope.
23. Your moral high ground.
24. Anybody who thinks "network security" can be bought for $49.95, and installed on their Dell that's incidentally running WinXP.
25. Ponytail holders that break.
26. SCO.
27. Beer farts.
28. People who say that they can't get hangovers. (Riiight. Come drink with me, you'll lose that little illusion. Promise.)
29. Rednecks.
30. The Citrus Sickness. (Otherwise known as the "Go Vols, go!" plague, or the odd and disquieting urge to don orange clothing and act like a complete and total wanker.)
31. People who take this list seriously.
32. Poodles.
33. Anyone who doesn't and/or wouldn't read for fun.
34. People who don't read the fine print.
35. My ability to avoid long and tedious rants.
36. People who don't think the fine print applies to them.
37. This godsforsaken thread, for taking so much time to list just a fraction of what sucks in my world today.
38. AuralFixation's chubby.

[BlackDeathCigarettes]

1.Driving around downtown Knoxville during football season
2.UT fanatics
3.Orange
4.White

[B_Ko]

1. Dubya
2. Homophobes
3. Idiots
4. The scum who find it necessary to tell me i'm dressed like a freak while they are thiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss close to having their genitals exsposed
5. The fact bush declared war on Iraq...on my birthday.
6. nascar
7. nascar fans
8. emo
9. Avril Lafuckingvigne
10. Talking on the phone
11. Dial up modems
12. Southern Baptists
13. Lardasses who think they're so sexy.
14. Southern baptists
15. southern baptists

[amazongoddess]

13. Lardasses who think they're so sexy.

I send you here. I do agree that there is a point where it can go too far, but I also know that there are many large people who are damn sexy. Just thought I'd give you something to check out if you're interested, and just in case you didn't catch the thread when it came through the dumpster before. ( courtesy of jjenesis)

http://www.voodoo-dollhouse.com/

[PrincessLuvie]

<snippage>you could shave princess.

She may NOT shave me...

...without buying me something shiny first. Or, at the very least, dinner.

[amazongoddess]

Hello dear. Princess is here huskey. However if you're not careful, I might decide to have the wolf bite you at the next game. heheh

Oh and welcome back. We missed ya.

[PrincessLuvie]

Biting is definitely within her boundaries.



AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[amazongoddess]

Considering she bit the nuts off a wizard with one attack, yeah biting is definitely w/i her abilities.

Getting back to the thread:

Being unemployeed
Being single while not wanting to be single
Being the only friend in your circle of friends that isn't married

[pink_spider11]

01. Homophobics
02. Racists
03. Any other kind of people that are against another general group without good reason
04. That creepy teacher I had in the 8th grade that kept molesting students and no one would believe us until a parent walked in on him feeling up one of my friends.
05. Those 'I'm so black' white guys...that really even say 'I'm black in da mind...and me peeps say I'm black on da outside too'. They make me want to vomit
06. Southern Baptist (having lived with them my whole life has led me to believe that they are some of the WORST people alive. Jesus spoke of peace and acceptance...they love to discriminate, gossip, and physically/mentaly hurt all that don't agree with them. It makes me want to vomit)
07. People that knowingly hurt animals. They should die. Slowly and painfully.
08. People that think that what they believe is right and nothing anyone else says/does/thinks can POSSIBLY be right
09. People that are really quick to judge your personality based on your looks
10. Police that arrest me for NO REASON AT ALL and then release me when they find the REAL person they were looking for...and never apologize or explain whats going on. (This has happened around 15 or 16 times)
11. People that try to start an argument...but have nothing intelligent to say (Like when I'm debating politics with my cousin who simply says 'Well...Bush is trying to kill all those evil men! Plus my parents like him so he must be ok!' ...yeah...)
12. Adults who instantly think my opinion is void due to my age.
13. I will second the "People who wouldn't be caught dead at thrift stores." Thrift stores rock. I bought a new shirt, this pretty dragon necklace, a necklace with Kanji on it, and some fabric for a petticoat there just today! Just $3 for all of it! Its so exciting...
14. Rapists. I can not stress this one enough.
15. People that abuse children. I hate small kids...but its still disgusting that a person could sink that low.

[iblis]

Oh, and people who wear clothing with Kanji on it, but have no idea what it means.

[amazongoddess]

Having just graduated from college, with a degree and constantly being told that I'm now over-qualified for jobs, that I wasn't qualified to do before I graduated. This sux.

[pink_spider11]

Oh, and people who wear clothing with Kanji on it, but have no idea what it means.

I always look up the meaning before wearing it...so nyyyaaa....

[Illearia]

Being the only friend in your circle of friends that isn't married

I tend to disagree with that because shadowwalker is NOT married. He saw and was offended.

[amazongoddess]

^ was speaking in general terms^


And if people get offended over my posts, oh well. It's my feelings and f*#@ it.

And besides he's been married before. Had the experience. I haven't.

[Illearia]

rawr......I was just letting you know....don't abuse the messenger. Plus, he was playfully offended and he's not upset. I think I'm not going to post to you for a while.....my insignificant feelings are hurt.

[amazongoddess]

Post to me all you want. I was just making my point. Just as you were. There are no hard feelings and yours aren't insignificant. If he had a problem, it just wasn't you who should've been delivering the message, playful or not. That's not how it came across.