WORST SONG EVER~~~~~

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:21 am

I *heart* the Darkness. Bite my arse.

I mostly agree about everything else...

*I hate Linkin Park (read: All Nu-Metal, Most "Rapcore")

*Whitney Houston- "I Will Always Love You" (although BaronNightmare's version rocks)

*Nelly- "Hot in herrrr"
People at work play this around me because they think they're being funny. I don't.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:26 am

OMG! yes, I was laughing about that today. Get low isn't thew worst part. Watch his new video with usher *dies laughing* he's like YEAAA... LIL JON.....YEAAAA...WHAT....! The sone is titled "Yeah." LOL

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:31 am

Zeo wrote:... and The Safety Dance.

Ummmm.... last house party... zeo totally puked the sofa and sang the safety dance in my front yard. don't hate the memories man.

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:55 am

Monophonic wrote:Ummmm.... last house party... zeo totally puked the sofa and sang the safety dance in my front yard. don't hate the memories man.

And we did the Thriller dance to the Labyrinth song...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:44 am

how did i forget to bash limp bizkit? damn!
and X, notice i left Crue totally immune. im all about some crew. outside of that and some Van Halen... im outta the hair thing.

karma, another song i wish i woulda mentioned. and cantspeak is let it be caputred back masked with random noise over it and he recorded it with the sole purpose of releasing it because Rubin hated the idea of the music so he wrote a song summing up his feelings towards Rubins label.

and onibubba, i usually try to give people the artistic merit if at all possible, for those assholes, nope i cant to do it. maybe dokken for talent (they did have some). outside of maybe that one, i say fry em all for crimes against humanity.....

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:04 am

theme song to Final fantasy.......all of them...........Irr...IT.......TATE.....ING :mad:

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:11 am

ANd I REALLY dispise all of these new pop artists bastardizing old shit.
Puff Daddy- Kashmir
Nelly and Justin Timberlake Work it- (over back in black by AC/DC)
Jessica Simpson- I think I'm in Love (Over the music to "Jack and Diane")

Stop it!!!!! Your raping my childhood......just as bad as the assholes who remade He-man.....into a gaddam samurai warrior!!!!!! There are NO Samurai in Eternia OR Castle greyskull..........

oh hey look I found a cool link http://www.he-man.org
NEETO! Follow that link and you will see there are NO SAMURAI IN ETERNIA!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:25 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:theme song to Final fantasy.......all of them...........Irr...IT.......TATE.....ING

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD I LOVE THAT SONG!
heheheh
:-p

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:43 am

Anything rap/country I can live life without... but If I had to pick...

Achy Breaky Heart
The song that fucking singing fish sang.... "take me to the river..." *vomit*
Jack and Dianne
Unbreak My Heart

That's a few off the top of my head.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:49 am

You know I used to live in this apt (this is exactly why i will never live in another one) and there were some special Ed kids adopted by the couple directly under us. Every morning at 6:30 am before the kid got picked up for school, he would bust out his kareoke machine and play the only song he had.......AChy Breaky heart. Thats right and he didnt really speak really , he just kinda yelled into the mike a lot.....at full volume.......I hate that song......No Im not kidding. And I am not making fun of special Ed people.....jsut the circumstances of the situation.

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:33 pm

My least favorite is definitely Edie Brickell's "What I Am". I've hated it the first time I heard it, and my opinion definitely hasn't gotten any better since then.

satanskitten wrote:but I do want to say one thing about the Celine Dion song My Heart Will go On, it's really beautiful when sung by Sarah Brightman and in Italian

I totally agree with that statement. That song off of Eden was a very pleasant surprise.

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:33 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:oh hey look I found a cool link http://www.he-man.org

and another he-fan "outs" themselves. haha. i laughed my ass off when i saw the samurai man-at-arms. now if only we could get a samurai orko.....

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:50 pm

Fortress Around Your Heart by Sting. The lyrics make me cringe; "I had to watch my step for fear of walking on the mines I'd laid..."

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:31 pm

Monophonic wrote:
Mistress Eve(L) wrote:oh hey look I found a cool link http://www.he-man.org

and another he-fan "outs" themselves. haha. i laughed my ass off when i saw the samurai man-at-arms. now if only we could get a samurai orko.....

and the samurai remake of he-man is why I'm glad I don't have cable...although a samurai orko would be amusing.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:20 pm

or samurai Many Faces................ oh wait he already looks pretty samurai. I sa wthe new cartoon...I dont remmeber orko being in it SOOOOOOOOO much.......I could have been wrong.....but its just plain orko.........no samurai, star throwing orko, which mighta been cool.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:59 pm

"I Just Called to Say I Love You"

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:01 pm

i agree ophelia... that is a horrid song

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:15 pm

X wrote:i also hate that fucknut Toby Keith....in general.....his carear prooves to me that i will infact one day make lots of money, cus ya know he did....and while i do realise god has a sense of humor, i can't understand how he has a carear.....or how infact people don't say jessus christ....what a fucktard

That sir is the God's honest truth.

Toby Keith is a fucking Nashville Pretty boy that is being billed as an 'Outlaw' in an attempt to make him 'more country.' wtf is that 'more country?'

When Toby has a $300 dollar a day coke habit, a liver that is a sponge from drinking and has cancelled 1/3 of his shows on a tour cause he's too drunk &/or high to play THEN he can be an Outlaw, but not a day before.

Shania Twain can go.

Dancing With Diaghilev · Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:50 pm

as matter of fact hers some more careers that should have NEVER exsisted ...

Evan Dando

Oh, you go to hell for that

Actually, I agree with the rest of your list, though. But I like the Lemonheads

. Well, ... and Poison, but more because I think they're funny than because of any underlying brilliance. And a lot of those bands are worth having around just to make of

.

Back to the topic at hand:
I wish most prog-rock didn't exist.
And Journey.

X · Post by X » Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:23 pm

creapyrob wrote:
X wrote:i also hate that fucknut Toby Keith....in general.....his carear prooves to me that i will infact one day make lots of money, cus ya know he did....and while i do realise god has a sense of humor, i can't understand how he has a carear.....or how infact people don't say jessus christ....what a fucktard

That sir is the God's honest truth.

Toby Keith is a fucking Nashville Pretty boy that is being billed as an 'Outlaw' in an attempt to make him 'more country.' wtf is that 'more country?'

When Toby has a $300 dollar a day coke habit, a liver that is a sponge from drinking and has cancelled 1/3 of his shows on a tour cause he's too drunk &/or high to play THEN he can be an Outlaw, but not a day before.

Shania Twain can go.

If that is your defination of Outlaw Rob...then i am a super outlaw....

at the peak of my drug enduced drinking days...i was taking in 5-600 dollars of coke a day, too drunk to remember weeks at a time....and i never got so smashed that i couldn't oerform.....but there are a lot of shows that i would not remember doing at all if not for the great invention of the video camera