The Stormstress wrote:

Jack wrote:Does this mean we all get free lapdances?

Right! I would, but my uncushioned edges might chafe u!

I like skinny girls. Just look at Cathy.

JaNell wrote:
It's 'cause you're both Hot and Hardcore!

Aw shucks!!

you make me feel so loved!

has anyone ever wondered why there aren't any male strip clubs in this area? well, none that i know of anyway.

i mean chippendale touring groups come here sometimes, but i wonder why they aren't here all the time...


does th' katch allow women to come to the club unescorted by a man? i know some of them don't. last year i went to a couple shows in the blue room, which over charged for beer, and the door man asked carrie and i if had any males with us and we told them we were with the band (which we were).

kimmie

littlepockit wrote:has anyone ever wondered why there aren't any male strip clubs in this area? well, none that i know of anyway.

i mean chippendale touring groups come here sometimes, but i wonder why they aren't here all the time...


does th' katch allow women to come to the club unescorted by a man? i know some of them don't. last year i went to a couple shows in the blue room, which over charged for beer, and the door man asked carrie and i if had any males with us and we told them we were with the band (which we were).

kimmie

I think th' Katch allows unescorted women in, but the Ear doesn't. I know some women that just go in the door with a group of guys though.

Th' Katch used to have male dancers at some point. At least they used to advertise a 'ladies night with male dancers.'

littlepockit wrote:has anyone ever wondered why there aren't any male strip clubs in this area? well, none that i know of anyway.

i mean chippendale touring groups come here sometimes, but i wonder why they aren't here all the time...

I don't know, but you wouldn't catch me dead at one of those things...for some reason I find those "beefhunk" sort of guys disgusting...I was looking at Playgirl the other day at the bookstore with a friend of mine...we both were laughing because when I look at those guys I just think "this is gay porn"...but I don't know why...I guess I'd rather look at women naked, men dressed or at least partially covered and sleep with men...penis's are just funny looking, even if I like their function...(not that vaginas aren't freaky too they just happen to be inside instead of jutting out)...lol

Buttercup wrote:I don't know, but you wouldn't catch me dead at one of those things...for some reason I find those "beefhunk" sort of guys disgusting...I was looking at Playgirl the other day at the bookstore with a friend of mine...we both were laughing because when I look at those guys I just think "this is gay porn"...but I don't know why...I guess I'd rather look at women naked, men dressed or at least partially covered and sleep with men...penis's are just funny looking, even if I like their function...(not that vaginas aren't freaky too they just happen to be inside instead of jutting out)...lol

Best of Real Sex 12 was on last night.

They showed this guy who makes full sized latex sex dolls. They guy ones come with 2 dicks, regular and 'excited'

To chage them out you simply grab it and fucking pull it out of a socket. When he did this showing a woman client how to change the toys attitude she about fell on the floor laughing.

Now being a guy I was totally freaked out and hope and pray that someone never tries to jerk my dick out. Playful tugging, a good yank, maybe a bit more, but just grabbing on and torquing that bastard out is a bit much.

Part of the 'vaginal mystery' to me is the fact that they are 'inside.' I'm used to having my parts on the outside, that I don't know what I'd do if I had an innie instead of an outtie. Guess 24 years of using ones equipment kind'a set you in a rut and you don't want to try to use someone elses equipment for fear of breaking it.

littlepockit wrote:has anyone ever wondered why there aren't any male strip clubs in this area? well, none that i know of anyway.

i mean chippendale touring groups come here sometimes, but i wonder why they aren't here all the time...

kimmie

It has been tried in the past and doesn't pull enough bussiness in this area to pay for itself. As a once in a while event, it does well but just not enough women willing to come out and spend $$$ on guys shacking their "groove things" to do even on a weekly basis.
Perhaps one day though... I know that it works in other cities, Atlanta for instance I believe has a regular male strip club.

Buttercup wrote:I don't know, but you wouldn't catch me dead at one of those things...for some reason I find those "beefhunk" sort of guys disgusting...I guess I'd rather look at women naked, men dressed or at least partially covered and sleep with men...penis's are just funny looking, even if I like their function...(not that vaginas aren't freaky too they just happen to be inside instead of jutting out)...lol

I totally agree with you on this one. I absolutely love men, but I do not want to see them up on stage shaking it. Women are so much more sexy and beautiful doing that.

shadow dancer wrote:

Buttercup wrote:I don't know, but you wouldn't catch me dead at one of those things...for some reason I find those "beefhunk" sort of guys disgusting...I guess I'd rather look at women naked, men dressed or at least partially covered and sleep with men...penis's are just funny looking, even if I like their function...(not that vaginas aren't freaky too they just happen to be inside instead of jutting out)...lol

I totally agree with you on this one. I absolutely love men, but I do not want to see them up on stage shaking it. Women are so much more sexy and beautiful doing that.

A lot of that comes from old sexist gender roles - men are sexy because they are men, but women have to shake it for men's pleasure - we're the "entertainment"...
Men, according to that line of thought, stay "sexy" pretty much their whole lives, but women cease being sexy after their youth is gone...
Men are "handsome" with minimal grooming, but women have to shave half their body surface, plaster themselves in make-up (I'm talking the can't-go-out-of-the-house-without-my-face-on sort of insecurity, not night clubbing costume make-up), and generally remove all signs of their sexual maturity (hips & thighs & belly & such) while painting on fake signs of sexual arousal (red lips, smoky dark eyes) to be considered beautiful...
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
And that's beauty for women...
Into the face of the beguiled.
And the other unequal standards of weight and personal hygiene - in fairness, no man with a belly would get to comment on a women's weight, ever.

So I disagree. I think women are beautiful, and I enjoy male beauty, too. Thanks go out to the guys in our group who make an effort - in clothing, hygiene, and general personal appearance - some of you are yummilicious - and I really enjoy watching you dance.

i think make-up is silly.

I think, having said the above, that the reason that male strippers don't appeal to me is that they are cartoons of "maleness", with scary unreal bodybuilder pecs and arms, and all shiny and shit, in the way that the starved, teased, and plasticized boobies women are cartoons of "femaleness".

yeah, i havent ever found myslef attracted to shiny, muscly men either, i was really just wondering. i stay at home all freaking day and i think of weird stuff to ask people. thats just what i do, im kimmie. im weird.


now, dont get me wrong, a nice trim body is nice, but so is one with a little extra meat. hell, i mean are you supposed to hold onto if there aren't any love handles? can't hold ears or other parts...people complain. and if you grab knees or elbows, you just fall downa dn that hurts...ever have a coffeetable corner in the kidney? talk about pain...

anyways...thanks
kimmie

creapyrob wrote:[
Best of Real Sex 12 was on last night.

They showed this guy who makes full sized latex sex dolls. They guy ones come with 2 dicks, regular and 'excited'

Now being a guy I was totally freaked out and hope and pray that someone never tries to jerk my dick out. .

Go check out http://www.RealDoll.com to get completely freaked out. The stuff that will send you over the edge is over in Japan. They have life size sex dolls of female anime characters. The life-size, anatomically correct Rei doll left me wondering what kind of desperate fans inhabit this planet....

Lets face it, women just look better naked than men do. Its a fact of life. Women are great naked, they're squishy in all the right places......

mafiaman wrote:Lets face it, women just look better naked than men do. Its a fact of life. Women are great naked, they're squishy in all the right places......

Squishy?

ophelia wrote:

mafiaman wrote:Lets face it, women just look better naked than men do. Its a fact of life. Women are great naked, they're squishy in all the right places......

Squishy?

Squishy     (skwsh-ee)
adj. squish·i·er, squish·i·est

Soft and wet; spongy.

Sloppily sentimental.

I was going to say something witty, but its almost 5am and the definition I got from dictionary.com was way better than the stuff I was trying to say. Nice visuals. . .

littlepockit wrote:has anyone ever wondered why there aren't any male strip clubs in this area? well, none that i know of anyway.

i mean chippendale touring groups come here sometimes, but i wonder why they aren't here all the time...


does th' katch allow women to come to the club unescorted by a man? i know some of them don't. last year i went to a couple shows in the blue room, which over charged for beer, and the door man asked carrie and i if had any males with us and we told them we were with the band (which we were).

kimmie

Generally, no... but I have seen one exception (many employees seemed 2 know her & that she definately wasn't there 2 catch her man or n e thing... I think it's mainly 2 avoid angry wives'/girlfriends ' rampages.

iblis wrote:i think make-up is silly.

Yeah, but u r silly 2 & we still keep u around!

ophelia wrote:

mafiaman wrote:Lets face it, women just look better naked than men do. Its a fact of life. Women are great naked, they're squishy in all the right places......

Squishy?

Squishy ... what a great word!

N reference 2 th' male stripper thingy, I prefer 2 c a man work (sand, hammer, lift) shirtless, as I find it better illustrates their given masculine qualities... & I dunno that I could begin 2 keep a straight face n a room full o' Tarzans w/ their vines a swingin'.

i totally have to agree on this one. male dancers are gross! i hate tans, and big muscles, and veins, and large chins (which they all seem to have). its waaaaaayyyyyy to cheesy for me. i like em little. a little bit of tone and a pinch of muscle, and a touch of soft and squishy....mmmmm, thats just right. and if they have nice, soft pale skin. oooops, wet the pants-thats what happens. which i always found. . . i dont know. . . annoying since im so big. i always feel like im the guy in the relationship and they are the girl (atleast when we are lying in bed, or dancing, or just about anything else where physical size would come into play). oh well, it works.