Random Junkie Christ Thread

Ryuu_Draven · Post by **Ryuu_Draven** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:45 am

lol are we supposed to? :oops:

i will do that now!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:59 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Do you ever reply to comments people leave on your xanga?

i dont get alot anymore so i usually wait till the weekend and respond to em all at once when i have time.
in this case, will be later tonight.

pink_spider11 · Post by **pink_spider11** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:06 pm

since 0 is equal to nothing...

if you have one 'nothing' and another 'nothing'...then you have two nothings right?

so is 0+0=2?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:40 pm

pink_spider11 wrote:since 0 is equal to nothing...

if you have one 'nothing' and another 'nothing'...then you have two nothings right?

so is 0+0=2?

no. by the guidelines of linear algebra and discrete structures, zero means of no value. zero is an infinitive. all other values only exist because zero is 'the essence of no value'. it is the inverse of a valued state. it is a non-quantive state that holds no value unless the approximation value is rounded into a whole zero, in which case the zero had a value that has since shifed so the zero would come into existance, but the zero upon becoming a zero will remain in the constant state of of no value until value is added or decremented from its state. the paradox of zero is the fact that value can be below zero this entering the negatives, but in essence of a negative is the state below a value and a value of nonexistance measure in quantitive terms whereas a positive number is an obvious example of an incremented value.
calling zero nothingness shows you dont know what your talking about in a scientific sense, but for most verbal purposes this is an analogy that is carried into most cultures, the notion of zero meaning nothing, nothingness, ect. but in its essence, this analogy is completely stupid. yet i use the comparison as well. its culture. alot of the statements we use every day as cultural idioms are totally logically fucked.
next?

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:42 pm

You haven't answered my question about rikishi

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:30 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:You haven't answered my question about rikishi

thats because i know nothng of rikishi. try again. lol.

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:17 pm

Is dating and relationships really a necessity? Wouldn't it be just as good to have free sex cards? That way procreation could still happen.

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:22 pm

Hmph. Fine, What would you say if you saw my hairy scrawny naked self diving into a pool full of Nacho cheese while screaming "Here comes the wolfman!!! FEED ME!!! cheddar POWER cheddar POWER!!! Hey look, I have a nappy hairy chest, am I Austin Powers!?!?!"

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:25 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Is dating and relationships really a necessity? Wouldn't it be just as good to have free sex cards? That way procreation could still happen.

hmmm

that depends on how far you want to take the theory. its not required of us, yet we seem to think it is. i wouldnt call it neccessary in the least..... but people are addicted to the idea of having to have someone around... having someone to bitch to and blame shit on.... blahblahblah. americans esp are afraid of being alone.

now this will offend alot of people that wont admit it, but its true.
now theres alot of degrees to that:

PEOPLE OF EARTH HEAR ME.
1)if you are afraid to be single, your a goddamn retard. most people i know actually are. it shocks me. they come up with this pyschobabble bullshit about how this and this and this happened to them and now they need this and this and this and they need to shut the fuck up and get over themselves. be glad youve got extra time ya know?

FOAMY wrote: you can be your own island. you do not need an insignificant other to survive

2)afraid to be alone and spending too much time without human contact are two entirely different fucking things. some people (like myself) are in situations where they spend disproportionate amounts of time in solitary circumstances and thats not reccommendable to do all the time. some people (unlike myself) will use this as an excuse to NEVA BE ALONE AGAIN!! rightttttttt. instablity? meet your new roommates, depression and lonliness.

the g0ne wrote:exsistance is futile.

3)some people are afraid they will die alone. well in all probablity why would it fucking matter if you died alone? what so someone can spend years grieiving over you because you died first? hate to break it to you but being in a relationshiT when someone shoots you in the chest.... it doesnt make it hurt less. its still a goddamn bullet and now as your bleeding to death (if you even lucky enough to your insignficiant other be there with you) you get to hear someone screaming and crying and being a dipshit when they should run off and get a goddamned ambulance. woopie. fucking morons. dying in a relationshiT is STILL FUCKING DYING.

angel to the man"you cant take these things with you when you die"
man to the angel "thank god. she cant get alimony if im dead right?"

__________end degrees of fear of lonliness_____________

people have been surviving single for years and its worth it to do when you consider (now take my advice on this one kids) when you do finally land in a relationshiT with someone you can stand, that gives you your fucking space, fucks your brains out, and you can talk to... or whatever it is that the combo is your lookin for rolls up in the driveway... you can say HEY! GODDAMN! THIS IS GREAT! and no bullshit obvious bad match relationshiT drama happens to you and your not claiming you love someone YOU KNOW YOU DONT but you say it anyway just so you have someone to say it to who says it to you 20 seconds after they fake an orgasm....... you see where im going with this?

but i personally think that this tactic of staying the fuck alone and fucking like a fuck buddy that both people agree thats what they are... or maybe a few of them... that shit is at least honest. keep that shit honest. tell the person before any sexin goes on HEY ARE JUST FUCKIN RIGHT? WE COOL? and rock out with your cock out if you realize what the fuck is up. i know alot of people together that met each other by forming that level of honesty before they ever dated... and they are happy now.

but honesty and comprise drive a relationshiT and most people have neither in their relationshiT.
so in that case i say yea fuck buddies, to hell with the cards, save a tree, fuck the card, use a condom, ANAL EXPLORATION!!!!!!! j/k
dont worry about the cards. people will always fuck. you figure out a way to get people to STOP fucking, ill grow a dick out my palm and start ear fucking people tomorrow to save the species.

i think that the "brave new world" breeding tanks with the family structure abolished and outlawed is the way to go. but thats just me. i wont go into that rant.

or my "license to breed/mandatory birth control" rant.

or my "legal murder holiday" rant for that matter.

but i really think these types of structs in society would be a genious idea.

god ive got off topic
in conclusion i guess is this:

NO THEY ARE NOT NECESSARY AT ALL. but if you find someone that you think IS, then do it. just dont let it be anyway.

remember kids:

a) dont get into a relationshit just to be in one
b)wait till you find someone thats really worth your time that doesnt fuck with the way your life runs, but adds to it.
c)dont make your life some other person, if your gonna do that be alone and start to learn yourself.
d) people will always fuck,no need for a system on this one.

i could rant on this all day, but then again i am aware of they are SUPPOSED to function, so i have a leg up on this topic.

for more on this topic: http://www.illwillpress.com
goto the archive of toons and watch the one marked dating advice.
its my reference material because foamy said it better than my old rant on the exact same thing.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:42 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Hmph. Fine, What would you say if you saw my hairy scrawny naked self diving into a pool full of Nacho cheese while screaming "Here comes the wolfman!!! FEED ME!!! cheddar POWER cheddar POWER!!! Hey look, I have a nappy hairy chest, am I Austin Powers!?!?!"

ok your obsession with wanting to know what i would say to seeing you naked, commenting on your nipples, and your cheese fetish is scaring the piss out of me.

i think id say "thats my underage virgin stalker. he doesnt want to fuck me, he just wants to know what seductive things id say to him when he tries to pine for my attention.
restraining order? hell no! this is way to entertaining. i mean come on, i randomly have a guy that shows up naked and does quasi-sexual acts with cheese... if i can just get to do this shit while on fire.........................................................................................."

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:46 pm

All hail Foamy!!

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:13 pm

Will you sing with me?

~starts Singing~

Like
the shadow serpent
Silence is my veeeeiiilllllll

and With percission
of a Crobra
Ninjas kill
And leave no trail

We know
Ancient stuff
And we have fun f***ing things up
For instance

In the confusion of a smokebomb
I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice...

I can jump roof to roof
and give my friends free cable

It's bad..... Ass

I used...
My chinese star....
To pick the locks...
And steal your car!!!!

Ninja of the night x2

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:52 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Will you sing with me?

~starts Singing~

Like
the shadow serpent
Silence is my veeeeiiilllllll

and With percission
of a Crobra
Ninjas kill
And leave no trail

We know
Ancient stuff
And we have fun f***ing things up
For instance

In the confusion of a smokebomb
I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice...

I can jump roof to roof
and give my friends free cable

It's bad..... Ass

I used...
My chinese star....
To pick the locks...
And steal your car!!!!

Ninja of the night x2

.what.the.fuck.
ummmmmmm.........
what the fuck was that?
i swear man, the kids today............ :twisted:

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:22 pm

Ninja of The Night music video from Naruto

Mmmk, next question. What's better, a blow up doll made of cheese? Or one that isn't?

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:41 pm

Junkie...I have to give you props for my last question and your reply. I was actually just screwing around, but YOU ROCK!!!! I couldn't have said it better myself.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:01 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Ninja of The Night music video from Naruto

Mmmk, next question. What's better, a blow up doll made of cheese? Or one that isn't?

a real woman
but in your case, id say the one made of cheese because damn you got a CHEESE FETISH.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:22 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Junkie...I have to give you props for my last question and your reply. I was actually just screwing around, but YOU ROCK!!!! I couldn't have said it better myself.

no problem.
spreading the word is kinda my occupation.

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:34 pm

Hmmm....I just want to see where you go with this.

Sigmund Freud? More or less, what do you think.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:20 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Hmmm....I just want to see where you go with this.

Sigmund Freud? More or less, what do you think.

first of all Freud wanted to fuck his parents and assumed the rest of the world did too. debately just his mother.

now that being said:
he did nail the behaviorial aspects of a human contra the behaviors of their parents. lack there of, lack of ___________ really just fill in the blanks, over possiveness, violence, ect ect ect.

problem with that: its not the parents, its just who we are told to get these values from

his theories really nail (but never really go into the idealogies of which im about to give my opinion on) alot of how people, no matter how weak or strong, do not have a "formative years" section of life. its a cultural norm. the people that culturally you are told to use for a role model (like the way our culture places value into the parents for having a blame model) or whatever your culture dicates to put faith into becomes your dark demons and major character flaws because we are dumb enough to be subconsciously influnced when we are told to be. these engines of control dont exist, we abstractly created them as a control structure and now we gotta deal with the shit.whoever takes that role you will subconsciously model yourself after your entire life. its not a 0-10 years old section or a 0-6 section. its a birth-death section. we are convinced that we need a governing structure from birth so we will accept governments, police, military, ect ect ect..... and it starts with the role modeling complex. parental control, peer control, whatever it is to some degree we arent influenced, we are controlled because most people subconsciously want to be. mistakes and failure man....
FEAR OF FAILURE RULES OUR LIVES. thru a role model, thru a parent, thru a decision maker or rule of thumb giver... you can blame or glorify. alot of bogus religions have survived over this. governments too.
Freud really accidently tipped the iceberg, most people just forge their opinions on the words of others when they should be using for the basis of their own their own ideologies. dont stop his theories at the parents, take it to the next level. he just tipped the iceberg, theres alot to sink into the ocean.
Freud's essence says its the parents that always assume this model.
and well........historicaly though, it has been the parents. just know thats not the only way that train of thought should be applied. dont just find the rabbit hole, jump down it. his theories are really subject to that sentence.

Freud had a shitload of theories on alot of shit, but the electra and odeipal (spelling?) complexes seem to be what hes solely remembered for. he also wrote some utilitarian texts (but all those read the goddamned same unless they admit hedonism as a practice), and a few random other things... but thats the big thing with Freud.

and to alot of degrees he had valid shit. but when you research him as a person you discover one round of incest woulda just made his fucking life. he admitted it later. but his obsessions let into the control engine structure they the powers that be have created 1000s of years ago to further prove that guilt motivates nations.

Freuds more was his less and his less was his more
more was his less: people focus on the literal words too much
less was his more: if you change the targets of his words and realize that was just his triggers and was alot of most peoples triggers but only because of cultural norm..... you can apply his theories on the grand scheme.
we should all thank freud for the term ' MOTHER FUCKER', because without the electra complex............ it just wouldnt have the appeal

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:35 am

Once again I give you props. And I like the way you think. You have a very broad view of things. Having a degree in psychology, I've always liked getting others thoughts. I think the best analogy I've heard for any of Freud's work, and the easiest to remember, came from one of my professors. He compared the Id, Ego, and Superego...to Yogi, Booboo, and the Park Ranger.

Either way, I give you kudos.