gwenhwyfar wrote:i do know people that talk in their sleep, toss and turn, steal covers, etc. i even know someone that used to have siezures in their sleep. makes me thankful that i sleep well.

I'm a confirmed cover thief.

I also used to walk in my sleep, though after waking up in the snow, with nothing but my skivvies on, that seems not to be an issue anymore. Apparently my subconscious learned something - or felt that it'd tortured me enough for a few years.

Junkie darling, where did you pick up your fabulous dance moves? have you considered opening a dance academy, or entering professional competitions?

Kilashayne wrote:Junkie darling, where did you pick up your fabulous dance moves? have you considered opening a dance academy, or entering professional competitions?

[funk moment]
Prince, Morris Day, and Rick James videos.
Because i am a very sexy boi, and you dont want to take me home to yer mother. oh e oh e oh My jungle love bitch. Im a sexxxy mother fucka OWWWW".
[/funk moment]
i just prayed the bois didnt tell me to lead. and they kept doing it anyway.

you just get the spirit in you and you gotta dance!!!

the history channel special on the Lord Of the Dance JC wrote:JC was formally trained in the dance in Ireland, but after outdrinking the local government and IRA members trying to end the conflict, he fled to Spain to learn the tango and dump his pussy ass Riverdance shit. After learning the refinement of Spanish dance, JC floated across to London,Englang during the rise of punk culture. After fine tuning "slam dancing" and "masturbating" He then invaded local goth clubs awaiting his time to strike his mad steps on the scene....

[rj moment]i wish had two more arms so i could give your moves 4 thumbs down bitch! what did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP![/rj moment]
but yes, i was the standin for Flatley in Riverdance, i made it into mutliple numbers in it as well... ive also made Shakira feltch me because i outdanced her on the set of one of her videos. ill never forget my first gig, being over jennifer lopez as Head Fly Girl on the show In Living Color.
rigorous exercise and cronic masturbation (and loads of buttsex) have maintained my youthful look and my title of the worlds most talented str8 dancer.
im actually 79 years old.

im shrinking like prince yo.
but with better hair than Rick James and i look better in a suit than Morris Day.
if you made it through this whole post without laughing, your fucking stupid.

can you dance like a stripper and do you also do table dances?

Damia

junkie you are just too funny....your post actually made me laugh...strange..

JC, is there ANYTHING that you don't have an opinion on?

(and I still wanna know if you do table dances cuz I'll pay ya to give Fallen a dance )

Damia

Oh Junkie, my Junkie... How do i become a badass? (This should be good)

Coor wrote:Oh Junkie, my Junkie... How do i become a badass? (This should be good)

before junkie gets to this...it's real simple just kick my ass at the next sanctus in front of everyone and then they'll go "Wow that little chick just beat the shit out of that big punker guy..she must be really really hardcore....just slide me an ice pack and 3 bucks for a beer afterwards when no one is looking cause Im gonna need it...

Damia_Thorne wrote:can you dance like a stripper and do you also do table dances?

Damia

no.
and i have an opinion on most things, most
theres more thigns i dont give a shit about than do...

before junkie gets to this...it's real simple just kick my ass at the next sanctus in front of everyone and then they'll go "Wow that little chick just beat the shit out of that big punker guy..she must be really really hardcore....just slide me an ice pack and 3 bucks for a beer afterwards when no one is looking cause Im gonna need it...

Woot, woot! No problem, I'lleven make it 5 bucks, just cuz I like ya.

punkrockjoe wrote:

Coor wrote:Oh Junkie, my Junkie... How do i become a badass? (This should be good)

before junkie gets to this...it's real simple just kick my ass at the next sanctus in front of everyone and then they'll go "Wow that little chick just beat the shit out of that big punker guy..she must be really really hardcore....just slide me an ice pack and 3 bucks for a beer afterwards when no one is looking cause Im gonna need it...

i was going to say she cant but that answer works other than the fact if they read this post...... invalid.
give up coor.

i was going to say she cant but that answer works other than the fact if they read this post...... invalid.
give up coor.

Dude don't make me whoop that ass proper

Coor wrote:

i was going to say she cant but that answer works other than the fact if they read this post...... invalid.
give up coor.

Dude don't make me whoop that ass proper

thats so cute. hahahaha. its like punk rock in a little air plane sized whiskey sample bottle.
hahahahahahahahhhahhahah
aw.
i just could never picture you as the badass type. you could literally kick my ass and i still couldnt take you seriously as a badass. id look at my armcast and so awwwwwwww how cute.
haha

gwenhwyfar wrote:i don't talk in my sleep, i don't walk, i don't even snore unless i'm sick( so i have been told). heather does have a pic of me passed out and drowling on myself during a road trip back from miami, though. yup i don't even move, i sleep like a rock. i sleep through the garbage man coming by, i slept through my mom vaccuming, i even slept though a counting crows concert. i am prolly the easiest person to SLEEP with one may ever meet. i'm a bitch to wake up though. unless i'm waking up to morning sex, stand back because its not going to be pretty

i do know people that talk in their sleep, toss and turn, steal covers, etc. i even know someone that used to have siezures in their sleep. makes me thankful that i sleep well.

I am that tossing turning, cover gankin, seizure havin gurl......thank god I am in love with the one person who sleeps harder than Gwen..........


and our garbage man has nearly gotten a SEVERE cussing for makin too much noise takin away our trash..........by ME!

thats so cute. hahahaha. its like punk rock in a little air plane sized whiskey sample bottle.
hahahahahahahahhhahhahah
aw.
i just could never picture you as the badass type. you could literally kick my ass and i still couldnt take you seriously as a badass. id look at my armcast and so awwwwwwww how cute.
haha

Yea, I think you are one of the few people who got to know the real me, starting off. Damnit!Damnit!Damnit! Oh well, its ok doll, I'll forgive ya

Isn't that cute biatch

Coor wrote:

thats so cute. hahahaha. its like punk rock in a little air plane sized whiskey sample bottle.
hahahahahahahahhhahhahah
aw.
i just could never picture you as the badass type. you could literally kick my ass and i still couldnt take you seriously as a badass. id look at my armcast and so awwwwwwww how cute.
haha

Yea, I think you are one of the few people who got to know the real me, starting off. Damnit!Damnit!Damnit! Oh well, its ok doll, I'll forgive ya

Isn't that cute biatch

It's like when you threaten to whoop my ass. I just think it's cute.

*chuckles* I know someone who could probably give you some pointers on the art though.


JC~ Have I finally gone off the proverbial deep end and sunk into the dark (but rather entertaining) abyss of madness?

Dearest Junkie , since my ex flipped out on me at sanctus do you think I should get everyone i know to kick his ass or just go get a restraining order?

It's like when you threaten to whoop my ass. I just think it's cute.

*chuckles* I know someone who could probably give you some pointers on the art though

Considering every almost every male in my family has been in the military, and a few drill sgts. for Fort Benning, i can whoop some proper ass. And my one of my best guy friends in the world is a Kung Fu instrustor. What does it all mean?

I could whoop that ass proper.

*Side note* I never like to fight with chicks, because I always lose alot of hair.

Coor wrote:

It's like when you threaten to whoop my ass. I just think it's cute.

*chuckles* I know someone who could probably give you some pointers on the art though

Considering every almost every male in my family has been in the military, and a few drill sgts. for Fort Benning, i can whoop some proper ass. And my one of my best guy friends in the world is a Kung Fu instrustor. What does it all mean?

I could whoop that ass proper.

*Side note* I never like to fight with chicks, because I always lose alot of hair.

*chuckles* Probably not, it would be cute though. You'd probably kick me and I'd just grin at you.

Ah I know. I'm so fuckin' cute, it's hard to do anything else.