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a naked woman was retrieving wood outside of her cabin, wearing nothing but a short robe. as she bent over, everything exposed, two beavers happened to be watching. one turned to the other and said, "hmmm, i don't think we look a thing like that."
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. — Anonymous
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*Throws eggs*
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Sick and twisted
"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting"

"The flip side of the maternal instinct is the killer instinct."

-Dr. Ruthless aka Melissa Soalt, self defense instructor
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*chucks rotten tomato*

How many chucks could a wood chuck (like a beaver, but not a beaver) chuck if......a.... wood.....chuck...... *uck it! TOMATO-ED!!
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What did the Canadian say when his house caught on fire?

"Fuck. My house is on fire."









It's funny cuz it's true.
Dude, i've got a full on robot chubby.
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