where babies come from

[iblis]

at least in germany..

Translation for you: (ha ha ha..."vagina" in German is "schlitz". I expect Schlitz' beer sales to go up now.)

First screen -
Here you see a baby. Do you know how he came into the world?

Here you see Father and Mother. They made the baby with one another.


Second screen-
Here the Father and Mother have no clothes on. You can see Mother's breasts and Mother's "slot." One calls the "slot" a vagina. You can see Father's "schwanz." One calls the "schwanz" a penis. You can also see the "sack" between Father's legs. It is called a scrotum.

Mother and father love each other very much. They kiss each other. Father's penis becomes large. It stands rigidly out. Mother and Father would very much like the penis to come into the Mother's vagina. That is beautiful.


Third screen:
Mother and Father lay down on the bed. They bring the penis into the vagina so they can play with one another. Father and mother swing together, out and in. That is called "one sleep" (or making love). That can be very nice. Mother and Father can get a child this way, if they want it.

Mother and Father love each other very much. They would gladly like to have a child. In the testicles of the father are may small sperm cells. If the father and mother make love, the sperm cells from the member come out. The sperm cells swim up Mother's vagina and come into a cave in Mother's belly. This cave is called a uterus. In there, sometimes there is a tiny egg.


Fourth screen:
Many, many days pass. Nine months have passed since the sperm cell found the egg. Now the child is so large that it wants to come out.

Mother's belly is so large that she doesn't fit into her clothes. "I can feel my belly pull together (contractions)," says Mother to Father. "Now it is soon that I will bring our child into the world."


Fifth screen:
Father drives Mother to the hospital.

Mother lay in a hospital bed. Then the doctor comes and speaks with Mother and Father. The doctor will help Mother with the birth of the child.


Sixth screen:
Then Mother begins to bear down. First the head of the child comes out of the Mother's vagina.

Then the arms of the child come out. (this is the funniest picture I've seen in awhile!)


Seventh screen:
Now the child is completely out of the mother. The doctor cuts the umbilical cord off. Also, the placenta came out. Now the child is born.

Mother and Child rest themselves some days. Then they come home. If the child is hungry, it drinks milk from the Mother's breasts.

THE END

(i used google's translator, as i'm a unilingual infidel. if you can translate this better, please do.)

[Bigun]

I want that book...

It stands rigidly out. Mother and Father would very much like the penis to come into the Mother's vagina. That is beautiful.

And they all said, "Amen"