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"Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to retard tooth decay. Since this is a family Web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest--even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one's teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene."

therefore, swallowing can lead to healthier teeth and gums. w00t.

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see, folks? sex is good for you - not just really, really fun. :mrgreen:
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ive read stuff on this, im not touching it
sex cures headaches
semen is good for bones and teeth

no baby im not drunk and trying to fuck you, im worried your not brushing properly and i know i can cure your migraines.
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junkie christ wrote:ive read stuff on this, im not touching it
sex cures headaches
semen is good for bones and teeth

no baby im not drunk and trying to fuck you, im worried your not brushing properly and i know i can cure your migraines.

oh, and it's good for your manicure as well!

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keep in mind, i'm posting this shit from forbes. lol.
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Ahhh...then why do most of the whores I see on the street have such bad teeth?
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Coor wrote:Ahhh...then why do most of the whores I see on the street have such bad teeth?
they spit out the cum as soon as it takes the test of meth away.
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I fucking love you bro...

You know I was tempeted to make a comment about your peraly whites...but I left that alone...Simply because it was cliche...but still...I left it alone...
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