Abstinence

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:07 pm

Abstinence through another route.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:51 pm

Why not just use condoms? How fucking hard is that? I swear! People fucking kill me! :roll:

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:36 pm

ButtSex!!

Maybe we should send em a link to CupperButt's site, you know: this one

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:46 pm

The Fallen wrote:ButtSex!!

Maybe we should send em a link to CupperButt's site, you know: this one

I still like how she politely asks everyone to fuck themselves in the ass. :twisted:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:23 pm

From the "Testimonials":

MARK G., Atomic City, ID

When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:29 pm

iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":

MARK G., Atomic City, ID

When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

WHAT THE FUCK! :shock:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:31 pm

iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":

MARK G., Atomic City, ID

When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:32 pm

Dude it's a parody site. lol

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:33 pm

4X541N7 wrote:That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...

Fuck you! Look in the mirror Mother Fucker. :twisted:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:39 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:That explains Merc's hair...Just trying to stay monogamous...

Fuck you! Look in the mirror Mother Fucker.

Melicious Scam · Post by **Melicious Scam** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:44 pm

The Fallen wrote:ButtSex!!

*in the voice of a 15 year old girl*
i consider butt sex, not real sex... i am still a virgin. but he pile drives me real hard from behind! :lol:

Ray+Wendy · Post by **Ray+Wendy** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:30 pm

iblis wrote:From the "Testimonials":

MARK G., Atomic City, ID

When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

He looks like the nazi guy from Bulletproof Monk.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:34 pm

That entire site reminds of me the Saturday Night Live skit with the uber-prep cheerleaders.

"Abstinence - you're worth the wait! Stay at home and masturbate! Rah!"

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:19 pm

To misquote an old saying,

"Abstinence makes the parts grow harder"

:roll: