Horny???

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:51 pm

Just a lil' pondering & such on the originz ov the word "horny" (n reference 2 the vulgar slang 4 sexual arousal)...

I would guess that it stemz from the lusty Satyrz, such az Pan, or the Horned God, Cernunnous, & their Christian bastardized ncorporation n2 "Satan" or "the Devil" n all ov hiz naughtiness ...

4 me, however, it holdz tru 4 the musical nstrumentz az well. There r verrry few soundz with the power ov a smooth saxophone or clarinet 2 steam me up with such eaze & reliability ... Hmmm, also rel8ed 2 the Pan flute, perhapz?

N-e thoughtz?
R u horny? ... (from the sound)?
Why do such thingz get stuck n my head?
Mayb I shoulda put this n2 the ask JC thread ... but I'd like 2 hear from otherz, 2...

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:06 pm

Not to be a band geek or anything, but saxophones, clarinets, and flutes are all woodwind instruments, not horns. If the term was related to the sound of an instrument, we'd all be "woody" or "windy" instead of "horny." But I think you're on track with the horned god thing.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:11 pm

Funny, I always thought that it had something to do with either impaling, or being impaled, depending on who's on the receiving end.

But hey, that could just be me. :mrgreen:

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:18 pm

Russo wrote:Not to be a band geek or anything, but saxophones, clarinets, and flutes are all woodwind instruments, not horns. If the term was related to the sound of an instrument, we'd all be "woody" or "windy" instead of "horny." But I think you're on track with the horned god thing.

NOT a band geek myself (obviously) ... good 2 kno, tho ... I didn't even kno that woodwind nstrumentz were not the same az hornz

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:51 pm

"... "horny" is vaguely related to "horn," the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. The term dates from the 15th century. The horn/phallus link is also the reason some Eastern cultures prize the powdered horn of certain animals, notably the rhinoceros, as an aphrodisiac. Horns have also traditionally been associated with cuckoldry. I'm told that in many European languages, being horny means you've been betrayed by your spouse. For instance, the Byzantine Greek word for cuckold, kerasthoros, means "horn bearer." It's claimed this usage derives from the practice of grafting the spurs of a capon (a castrated rooster) onto his comb, thereby creating horns. Sound bizarre to me, but it makes a good yarn."

CryptMonger · Post by **CryptMonger** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:26 pm

Jack wrote:"... "horny" is vaguely related to "horn," the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. The term dates from the 15th century. The horn/phallus link is also the reason some Eastern cultures prize the powdered horn of certain animals, notably the rhinoceros, as an aphrodisiac. Horns have also traditionally been associated with cuckoldry. I'm told that in many European languages, being horny means you've been betrayed by your spouse. For instance, the Byzantine Greek word for cuckold, kerasthoros, means "horn bearer." It's claimed this usage derives from the practice of grafting the spurs of a capon (a castrated rooster) onto his comb, thereby creating horns. Sound bizarre to me, but it makes a good yarn."

Well Jack, not to burst your bubble but you should have researched a bit more before quoting Cecil Adams. I lived in Europe for quite a few years and can tell you that is B.S. They are just as horny as we are.

Cheating around on your spouse is fremndgÃ¤nger. Well anywho the word actually originated in the 18th century due to the fact that an erection was called a horn because it simply looked like one. Ater that ppl began saying he is horny meaning that he is wanting or shall we say desiring to use his horn.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:40 pm

CryptMonger wrote:Well Jack, not to burst your bubble but you should have researched a bit more before quoting Cecil Adams

Not to burst your bubble, but this is just a message board and I was just providing a quick quoted answer I found with Google. Sheesh!

CryptMonger · Post by **CryptMonger** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:47 am

Jack wrote:
CryptMonger wrote:Well Jack, not to burst your bubble but you should have researched a bit more before quoting Cecil Adams

Not to burst your bubble, but this is just a message board and I was just providing a quick quoted answer I found with Google. Sheesh!

Like dude take a mephobarbital or something!!!! I realize that it's a forum and you shouldn't take everything so personal. Everytime someone says something it is not automatically an attack Jack!!

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:52 am

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Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:52 pm

Hehehe...

Yup, it's the horn in his pants that gives us the term. Also, folks have thought for thousands of years that ingesting or using rhino horn is a major aphrodisiac. If you can't get horny enough on your own, try a little rhino horn! Ancient man's viagra! :twisted:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:09 pm

Heh heh heh.....you said 'horn'!